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[challenge entry] Q. Why did the girl fall off the swing?
A. because she didn't have any arms.



From the Sick Joke Illustration challenge. See all 202 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Thu 2 Feb 2006, 11:58, archived)
# god. you utter cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Thu 2 Feb 2006, 11:59, archived)
# I noticed that Bongo was a regular contributor of suspect-taste jokes
and wondered if perhaps he might be a cunt as well.
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Thu 2 Feb 2006, 12:02, archived)
# well, obviously.
funnily enough i was just considering entering this week's challenge, but i couldn't decide which joke to go with. to be honest, i've tried image-googling for "a dead epilieptic", and the results were underwhelming, to say the least.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Thu 2 Feb 2006, 12:04, archived)
# get a photo of smirny
select his face in photoshop
tweak the hue to purple

no-one would guess.
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Thu 2 Feb 2006, 12:09, archived)
# *tempted*
i got all over-excited this morning and odwnloaded a big pile of music. now, upon listening to it, it transpires that it's largely shit. i hate that.

actually. i need to speak to you. what are you doing on saturday?
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Thu 2 Feb 2006, 12:10, archived)
# hahahaha you crazy mad hatter!

woo!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 2 Feb 2006, 11:59, archived)
# Excellent!
Have you got cartoons in newspapers?
It's good stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Thu 2 Feb 2006, 11:59, archived)
# harhar
(gianthead, Thu 2 Feb 2006, 12:00, archived)
# hehe
i shouldnt laugh, but its so well drawn
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Thu 2 Feb 2006, 12:02, archived)
# children without arms injuring themselves is, by its very definition, hilarious.
FACT
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Thu 2 Feb 2006, 12:09, archived)
# not bad!
(ivor_the_engine, Thu 2 Feb 2006, 12:07, archived)
# Hi cockalorum!

any new Gladys pics in the making?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 2 Feb 2006, 12:24, archived)
# I I like this's this
At risk of being a pedantic cunt, may I suggest you edit it to "because she had no arms". It's just that tiny bit snappier or something. Plus that's the way I used to tell it as a kid...
(Mori, Thu 2 Feb 2006, 12:10, archived)
# haha
excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! Strawberry Dragon, Thu 2 Feb 2006, 12:15, archived)
# DONE!
www.b3ta.com/board/5609570
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Thu 2 Feb 2006, 12:21, archived)
# Arrr
But the cartoon version is much woo-er. Sorry
(I helped save b3ta! Peregr1n @peregr1n, Thu 2 Feb 2006, 21:33, archived)