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(, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 2:13, archived)
Haha. I don't understand why the cat wouldn't be delighted to be bummed by the son of god.I mean... he's *bound* to be gentle and all...
P.S. Aren't Jesus' arms and legs WAAAAYYY too long?
Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!,
Thu 16 Feb 2006, 2:14,
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arms and legs?he's got a giant magenta cock, and you're worrying about the arms and legs. get some perspective *rolls eyes homosexually*
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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils,
Thu 16 Feb 2006, 2:16,
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Heh.I'm just not used to seeing non-thalidomide Jesuses (Jesi?)
Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!,
Thu 16 Feb 2006, 2:18,
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HahaOk, now we've got that cleared up, what's the collective noun for 'sons of god'?
Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!,
Thu 16 Feb 2006, 2:21,
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sonny of god(jim)*realises it says collective noun*
*can't be arsed to change it*
an apocalypse of sons of god?
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Thu 16 Feb 2006, 2:23,
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*can't be arsed to change it*
an apocalypse of sons of god?
an icke urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils,
Thu 16 Feb 2006, 2:23,
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i'd have thought the cock that reaches his knee would be the most noticable... but then the whole son of god thing, he's *bound* to have a 15" schlong
and anyways his arms and legs look normal to me, well maybe his legs are a little short
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Thu 16 Feb 2006, 2:16,
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and anyways his arms and legs look normal to me, well maybe his legs are a little short
i just hope for the cat's sakeit has 15" of spare arse space ...
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deodar ant trois minutes douche compris,
Thu 16 Feb 2006, 2:17,
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HahahahaI've never heard of the term "Spare arse space"
Interesting concept.
Or is it?
(Interesting concept.
Or is it?
Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!,
Thu 16 Feb 2006, 2:18,
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Officially declares it "or is it?" night.Or is it?
Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!,
Thu 16 Feb 2006, 2:20,
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christythis is annoying...
or is it?
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Arsonade is saving up for a new box of hummus,
Thu 16 Feb 2006, 2:24,
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HE'S ON FUCKING FIRE!..OR IS HE?!
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Thu 16 Feb 2006, 2:39,
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so he is!and he's welcome to, for lo - he is the son of god.
( urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils,
Thu 16 Feb 2006, 2:20,
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And if you deny the son of god access to your arse, you shall burn for all eternity.*100% of fact*
Or is it?
(Or is it?
Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!,
Thu 16 Feb 2006, 2:22,
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