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[challenge entry] This should be offensive...


'listen to him he know's what he's talking about' :)

From the Offensive in 5K challenge. See all 334 entries (closed)

(exleafite Did I miss anything?, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 10:38, archived)
# who is that?
did you hear about the whale in the thames!?!
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 10:40, archived)
# 2Pac's dead?
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Thu 16 Feb 2006, 10:40, archived)
# whale in the thames?
John Peel's dead?
(AMadDayYes, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 10:40, archived)
# it's JFK
is he dead?
(exleafite Did I miss anything?, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 10:42, archived)
# who? the whale or chuck norris?
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 10:43, archived)
# chuck norris

i didn't know you were going out with him
(exleafite Did I miss anything?, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 10:44, archived)
# well tracey told me that she over heard sharon chatting to stacey
and that collin, you know, maggies cousin, the one with "the limp"
wasn't actually in the car at all when the zebra
jumped the red light round the corner from Jo's place.
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 10:46, archived)
# ha ha
I heard a conversation EXACTLY like that in the waiting room at Swindon station the other day. I finally had to have a coughing fit to smother my mirth upon overhearing, "When's Chantelle's second baby due then?" "Next month" "well I hope it doesn't stop her eigtheenth birthday party going ahead, I've been looking forward to that"

yeah yeah I know, fuck off to /talk
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 10:52, archived)
# Hehehe...
Ahh, Britain!
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Thu 16 Feb 2006, 10:55, archived)
# ha ha ha!
i've just started to appreciate having to get the bus now to work
there's a whole new range of stranger/weirdo/chav compared to the days i got
the train in. i love public transport me :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 10:58, archived)
# is Charles gay ?
or just a big twat ?
(I helped save b3ta! awallafashagba Da da da da da Dah dah, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 10:43, archived)
# SARS is going to kill us all?
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Thu 16 Feb 2006, 10:44, archived)
# Only those of us
that Mad Cow Disease failed to wipe out
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 10:53, archived)
# Black Death you say?
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Thu 16 Feb 2006, 10:58, archived)
# i am offended
.. or am i more shocked ?.. or maybe both .. ah no... i needed to pass wind thats what it was..

..parrp..
(I_am_B, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 10:45, archived)