Your collective mums.
From the Offensive in 5K challenge. See all 334 entries (closed)
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From the Offensive in 5K challenge. See all 334 entries (closed)
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I had a pack of rolos for the first time in years the other day
...and I found myself strangely sad that there was no-one to jokingly give my last rolo to :/
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Thu 16 Feb 2006, 16:00,
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Aww
I almost posted it to my bit of eye-candy in Merca, but I'm guessing he wouldn't have got the reference, and just wondered why that crazy British chick was sending him more random stuff
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Thu 16 Feb 2006, 16:05,
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I almost posted it to my bit of eye-candy in Merca, but I'm guessing he wouldn't have got the reference, and just wondered why that crazy British chick was sending him more random stuff
he got away
he was out, probably off for some milk or drugs, and happened to be carrying a shotgun
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Thu 16 Feb 2006, 15:58,
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Brilliant!
I know I;ve sometimes thought about taking a gun to those in teh Sidcup Off License ;)
All they ahve is Bombay Mix and 7 month old crisps! never the nice beer or Semi Skimmed milk!
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Thu 16 Feb 2006, 16:02,
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All they ahve is Bombay Mix and 7 month old crisps! never the nice beer or Semi Skimmed milk!
You have obviously never been to where we live
/Sarf Eest Lahndahn!
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Thu 16 Feb 2006, 16:05,
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hmm worked as an engineer in the city
for 5 years.
Its true i didnt go much south of the water.
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Thu 16 Feb 2006, 16:08,
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Its true i didnt go much south of the water.
*notices tone of offense*
*notes regular use of 'your mum'*
*gets suspicious as to actual identity*
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Thu 16 Feb 2006, 15:54,
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*gets suspicious as to actual identity*
That's right
I'm your dad.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!
now bend the fuck over
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Thu 16 Feb 2006, 15:58,
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!
now bend the fuck over
I like the file name.
It makes me think of a nazi who looks like Willow!
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