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[challenge entry] I know nothing.


how do i compress this down to 5k? I are a nub.

edit: got there. thanks \m/ (..)

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(I helped save b3ta! nocturne72, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 17:55, archived)
#
www.lemony.co.uk/optimisation.htm

Read the FAQ, too.
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 17:56, archived)
# nub nub nub nub nub
You could easily do that, save it as a low quality gif, you only need 2 colours.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 17:57, archived)
# 3 colours
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 17:58, archived)
# Ah, yes, umm....transparency?
*flusters*
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 17:59, archived)
# black, white and red.
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 18:00, archived)
# *concedes*
You are, of course, completely right.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 18:02, archived)
# Great.

Now hand over the jaffa cakes.
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 18:05, archived)
# But...but....
*sigh*

*hands them over*

You meanie.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 18:10, archived)
# Aren't black and white technically not colours?
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Thu 16 Feb 2006, 18:13, archived)
# Technically
Black is no colour
White is all teh colours.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 18:15, archived)
# Woo to you!
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Thu 16 Feb 2006, 18:17, archived)
# O' level
Physics.

It's amazing my memory works at all - i've drank a 3l box of red wine this afternoon !
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 18:19, archived)
# 3l wine / O-level x (memory/n) = good at physics
/a-level physics
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Thu 16 Feb 2006, 18:21, archived)
# Where
n
is ?
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 18:23, archived)
# number of ducks within 100 yards of you
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Thu 16 Feb 2006, 18:24, archived)
# None ?
You can't divide a number by zero !
It don't work !
A palindrome of Bolton would be notloB !
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 18:27, archived)
# There's always a duck...
ALWAYS




I'm a qualified brain surgeon
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Thu 16 Feb 2006, 18:28, archived)
# Bloody Hell you're right
There's a whole
Aromatic Crispy Duck
in the freezer !


I'm a 'lectonicks Enguneer.
A Very Pissed One !
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 18:39, archived)
# If there are no ducks to divide it between
does it really exist?
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 18:35, archived)
# What ?
My memory ?
What's all this shite in my brane then ?
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 18:40, archived)
# TECHNICALITY!
TECHNICALITY!

Give her the Jaffas back
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 18:16, archived)
# YES!
Yay, you rock.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 18:16, archived)
# ...ahem..
*Is peckish*
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Thu 16 Feb 2006, 18:18, archived)
# Such is the crazy world of graphics.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 18:16, archived)
# technically?
maybe in a non-tech world, but out here, even transparency is a colour
/technically
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 18:18, archived)
# Wow...
that's DEEP man...
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Thu 16 Feb 2006, 18:20, archived)
# *bows*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 18:21, archived)
# *passes j*
(I helped save b3ta! dingochutney *parp*, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 18:24, archived)
# I love the way
that this no longer helps the n00b in any way whatsoever !
(Although he does seem to have managed now)
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 18:22, archived)
# worked it out
first reply sorted me out. But thanks
(I helped save b3ta! nocturne72, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 18:27, archived)
# Lemony
and the Faq.
Are your friends.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 18:43, archived)
# ah
but it was entertaining
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 18:51, archived)
# That's why
I loved it.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 18:53, archived)
# very nice
5 main religions in the world

islam, judaism, scientists, christians and rich people.

/worships pi
(riedacher_bertram, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 17:58, archived)
# Mmm...
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(I helped save b3ta! IndieSinger watch my Mentos thing - http://tinyurl.com/6au8jl, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 17:59, archived)
# I'd say pressing the Pi(e) button would be best.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 18:55, archived)
# I don't think you need to
It's funny.
that'll do me.
Welcome.
Pull up a kitten.
etc.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 17:59, archived)
# It's nice but
did you think "you know what pisses me off theistic relgion, captialism and maths", or is pi just there because you couldn't think of another sybol for "n"?
(Geek Tragedy hey look they don't allow html in the sig., Thu 16 Feb 2006, 18:00, archived)
# yeah!
that about covers it.Liver pisses me off as well,but i couldnt get that one in.
(I helped save b3ta! nocturne72, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 18:09, archived)
# is that a tiny airplane
flying into the dollar sign's twin towers?

if so, nicely done.
(I helped save b3ta! PoofBird ~V~, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 18:01, archived)
# Hadn't spotted that
But I do believe it is.
Fuck optimising - leave it as it is.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 18:02, archived)
# Why does that say "CONTS"?
No one offendable out there whose symbol resembles a "U"? What a shame.
(I helped save b3ta! xandmi, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 18:02, archived)
# It's
Cockney ?

/Edit: You changed that from Cants - It's Oirish now !
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 18:03, archived)
# Consider yourself
clicked.
Woo to your hummus.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 16 Feb 2006, 18:13, archived)