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Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go.,
Fri 17 Feb 2006, 0:37,
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actuallyRumpy Pumpy means exactly that. Sorry to pick you up on that. Have you seen my reply to you on the bash?
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mr horrible up yours, dickface,
Fri 17 Feb 2006, 0:40,
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I have now, thanks, you're an angel Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go.,
Fri 17 Feb 2006, 0:42,
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I have a small bedsitand the chances are high that Pachey will be staying. But I think the three of us can squeeze in, in not too much discomfort.
( mr horrible up yours, dickface,
Fri 17 Feb 2006, 0:43,
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I've been sleeping under my coat on the floor most of the week, i'll be fine Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go.,
Fri 17 Feb 2006, 0:44,
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oh in that caseI'll offer you the luxury of my bed, and I'll split the comfy foldout sofa with her. Seperate sleeping bags, mind.
( mr horrible up yours, dickface,
Fri 17 Feb 2006, 0:46,
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I think the firstis my favorite.
'Lo Mr. Black! I saw the best episode yet the other day, where Manny realizes he can play the piano.
('Lo Mr. Black! I saw the best episode yet the other day, where Manny realizes he can play the piano.
Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck,
Fri 17 Feb 2006, 0:40,
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I prefer the last one where they go to the party and manny gets a girlfriend Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go.,
Fri 17 Feb 2006, 0:42,
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We have a lag hereI'm seeing older episodes, never new.
( Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck,
Fri 17 Feb 2006, 0:48,
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oh yesbums!
( Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go.,
Fri 17 Feb 2006, 0:44,
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how's your attempt for that there job mate?any luck?
( GrandmaOfShoes,
Fri 17 Feb 2006, 0:45,
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If i hadn;t told the story a thousand times this week, I'd go into detail about how they're only hiring chavsand i had to share a bedroom with them all and I lost my temper and scared the shit out of a 7' tall ex para (discharged for being a crack addict) and if he hadn't run I would probably have savaged him severely.
The chavs got all the jobs, luckily for me this meant the nice people were available to get a lift back to the mainland.
(The chavs got all the jobs, luckily for me this meant the nice people were available to get a lift back to the mainland.
Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go.,
Fri 17 Feb 2006, 0:48,
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I blame the bummimgit's the bumming.
( Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck,
Fri 17 Feb 2006, 0:52,
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I was on the edge of a full on rageHe grabbed my thigh while i was asleep, before I'd even managed to open my eyes fully I grabbed his hand, twisted his wrist, pulled him in close and shouted something along the lines of "keep you fucking hands off me" about an inch from his eyeball.
Apparently I woke up the whole building, the next day I was a hero among the decent gents and ladies for standing up to the bastard.
(Apparently I woke up the whole building, the next day I was a hero among the decent gents and ladies for standing up to the bastard.
Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go.,
Fri 17 Feb 2006, 0:53,
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was that on the same dayyou won the world cup single-handedly?
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Schweaty Minge I spunked in your tea! Taste it and see! D:,
Fri 17 Feb 2006, 0:58,
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It was on the same day I told the chavsthat boiling bleach and ammonia based cleaning products makes a stable plastic explosive.
( Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go.,
Fri 17 Feb 2006, 1:01,
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come on everyone, your starter for ten,what does that make?
( Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go.,
Fri 17 Feb 2006, 1:05,
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wossitbout a job den?
( Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck,
Fri 17 Feb 2006, 0:52,
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A weekend's assesment thing for a job at an adventure holiday cantre on the isle of wight. Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go.,
Fri 17 Feb 2006, 0:53,
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ahhhthat WOULD be fun. WTG on the frightening of the 7ft para. To be honest though, if it's anything like Disney's hiring practices for their parks, it's no WONDER they chose all of the pikeys and chavs. But, sooner or later they'll all get fired.. and then it will be your turn to shine!
( Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck,
Fri 17 Feb 2006, 0:56,
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unlucky matehave you tried outdoor ed, try and move up the ranks in a climbing centre or something mate
( GrandmaOfShoes,
Fri 17 Feb 2006, 0:53,
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I had a job interview with JCA today which went amazingly welland a job offer from PGL, pending on references.
( Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go.,
Fri 17 Feb 2006, 0:55,
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fantastic mate,ignoring my previous rants and stuff I do honestly hope you succeed, you're a nice lad and I'm just a bit of a chod at times...
good luck
(good luck
GrandmaOfShoes,
Fri 17 Feb 2006, 0:56,
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SOMETIMES???SOMETIMES???
( Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck,
Fri 17 Feb 2006, 0:58,
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this Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go.,
Fri 17 Feb 2006, 0:59,
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aww schucks.yeah.. sometimes...
( Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck,
Fri 17 Feb 2006, 1:01,
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was this about then?who are you?
( Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck,
Fri 17 Feb 2006, 1:00,
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you doubt GMOSand therefore I am rude to you at will. I also may be drunk, but I won't hold that against you.
( mr horrible up yours, dickface,
Fri 17 Feb 2006, 1:02,
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oh geesh...:P
( Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck,
Fri 17 Feb 2006, 1:05,
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*holds a heated iron against you instead* mr horrible up yours, dickface,
Fri 17 Feb 2006, 1:08,
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Don't get me angryyou wouldn't like me when I'm angry.. actually, you probably wouldn't like me when I'm happy either, because clearly you don't like me.
( Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck,
Fri 17 Feb 2006, 1:12,
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ThanksRemind me to buy you a pint of guiness should we ever cross paths. If you don't like guiness, then get to fuck you pansy.
( Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go.,
Fri 17 Feb 2006, 0:59,
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Wass abpout Boddington's???
( Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck,
Fri 17 Feb 2006, 1:00,
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it was goodthen it was bought out by interbrew and now it's produced in Caldicot south wales
and thus isn't as good as when it was from the strangeways brewery
(and thus isn't as good as when it was from the strangeways brewery
GrandmaOfShoes,
Fri 17 Feb 2006, 1:02,
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damnit...and I have three pints at home waiting for me...
( Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck,
Fri 17 Feb 2006, 1:04,
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mate I owe you one so it's on me/considers grooming
nah, an honest pint
(nah, an honest pint
GrandmaOfShoes,
Fri 17 Feb 2006, 1:00,
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ha hathere's some ace ones there!
pfffft
(pfffft
Ptolemy the man with the silent pea,
Fri 17 Feb 2006, 0:44,
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