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(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Fri 17 Feb 2006, 9:32, archived)
# no offense mate
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 17 Feb 2006, 9:36, archived)
# Cunning
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 17 Feb 2006, 9:44, archived)
# wot no sieve?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 17 Feb 2006, 9:45, archived)
# no, want some beer?


somehow I envisaged girls who give out free monkey beer to look a little....supermodel like
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Fri 17 Feb 2006, 9:48, archived)
# ewwwwwww
imagine that sitting on your face!
(I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Fri 17 Feb 2006, 9:49, archived)
# *doesn't have to*
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Fri 17 Feb 2006, 9:52, archived)
# you mean
you have experienced it?
(I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Fri 17 Feb 2006, 9:55, archived)
# like pulling open a hot cheese toastie
and sucking out the strings
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Fri 17 Feb 2006, 10:00, archived)
# oh my lord!
that just turned my stomach.... *runs to loo*
(I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Fri 17 Feb 2006, 10:06, archived)
# *wins 'to the loo' race*
*splatters pan with arse-piss*
(I helped save b3ta! the wild elk Freeing excellence affects reality, Fri 17 Feb 2006, 10:13, archived)
# That's my kind of girl!
Any girl that hands out free clean, crisp Monkey Beer is the one for me.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Fri 17 Feb 2006, 9:50, archived)
# That's right
as long as the sexy minx hasn't been tempted to try a swig!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 17 Feb 2006, 9:57, archived)
# Too right!
all hell would break loose, even if she simply thought about having a slog.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Fri 17 Feb 2006, 10:01, archived)
# i readed that as snog
'ha ha' i thought, 'prunes is scared of snogging the monkey beer girl'
I was, however, wrong, it said slog
(I helped save b3ta! the wild elk Freeing excellence affects reality, Fri 17 Feb 2006, 10:15, archived)
# That'll teach yer for trying to run before you speak
now you simply look daft.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Fri 17 Feb 2006, 10:17, archived)
# do i ever look any different?
(I helped save b3ta! the wild elk Freeing excellence affects reality, Fri 17 Feb 2006, 10:20, archived)
# Mmm...
...free monkey beer.

she might be alright if she lost, like, 200 lbs or somthing.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 17 Feb 2006, 10:02, archived)
# just drink the free monkey beer
and she'll be fine
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 17 Feb 2006, 10:04, archived)
# *drinks monkey beer*

why, hello pretty lady

*CENSORED*

*wakes up*

*bites own arm off*
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 17 Feb 2006, 10:10, archived)
# hoots!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Fri 17 Feb 2006, 9:50, archived)