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[challenge entry] Lazy and Literal

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(Ian_Ex_Machina Has nothing better to do, Fri 17 Feb 2006, 15:41, archived)
# Sorry...
But you are not the first to do that...

TJ: Anyone else got this flu thats going round. I rekon i've got bird flu but its been covered up to stop widespread panic. (in the Norfolk area)
(Ning Has taken out flounce insurance., Fri 17 Feb 2006, 15:43, archived)
# I think it's going around

www.b3ta.com/board/5611384

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(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 17 Feb 2006, 15:46, archived)
# hahahaha
*puts down eye liner*
(Ning Has taken out flounce insurance., Fri 17 Feb 2006, 15:49, archived)
# what did it ever do to deserve that?
poor eyeliner

i must go home soon
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 17 Feb 2006, 15:51, archived)
# sweet jesus!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 17 Feb 2006, 15:49, archived)
# Ha ha!
It's a corker that.
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 17 Feb 2006, 15:52, archived)
# Misogynist
(Pachey, Fri 17 Feb 2006, 15:58, archived)
# yes
apparently it's flu 'B' - clealy a poor attempt to give bird flu a code and not cause panic!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 17 Feb 2006, 15:49, archived)
# #142.....#143.....#144.....
Anyone else wanna do one of these? Be a love and bung it in this thread...

/refluffs
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 17 Feb 2006, 15:44, archived)
# Great minds think alike...?
I'm sure that the flu going round is stomach flu, got the unseasonably timed non monthly cramps anyone?
(Ian_Ex_Machina Has nothing better to do, Fri 17 Feb 2006, 15:46, archived)
# Didnt affect me that way.
Although it feels like ive been run over by a truck
(Ning Has taken out flounce insurance., Fri 17 Feb 2006, 15:58, archived)
# from the BBC
"influenza B bug which causes headaches, high temperatures and gastric upset tended to peak every few years."
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 17 Feb 2006, 16:05, archived)
# Needs more Comic Sans
(BimbleBamble, Fri 17 Feb 2006, 15:56, archived)