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[challenge entry] Eat this fuck, fanboys.

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(Kuna To Chuta, Tue 21 Feb 2006, 17:48, archived)
# I am unspeakably offended by that
Will someone explain it to me, if it's not too geeky?
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Tue 21 Feb 2006, 17:51, archived)
# TPM = The Phantom Menace
TESB = The Empire Strikes Back
(Psychosomatic Tumor Laugh your life cause there ain't much to cry for, Tue 21 Feb 2006, 17:54, archived)
# Ah
Thank you.

*has no opinion on the films' relative merits*
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Tue 21 Feb 2006, 17:55, archived)
# the phantom menace was better than the empire strikes back!
'ning you!
(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Tue 21 Feb 2006, 17:54, archived)
# Ooh hello sweetie
I haven't spoken to you for AGES!
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Tue 21 Feb 2006, 17:55, archived)
# arf!
about 40 minutes?
(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Tue 21 Feb 2006, 17:56, archived)
# That long?
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Tue 21 Feb 2006, 17:57, archived)
# TSB was way better than Lloyds TSB, I agree.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 21 Feb 2006, 17:51, archived)
# arf!
^this
(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Tue 21 Feb 2006, 17:54, archived)
# I liked midland.
(Revd. Lord Manley of Ven, Tue 21 Feb 2006, 17:55, archived)
# WB! LOL!!11!!1!
ROFL!1!!1WTF!1!1
(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Tue 21 Feb 2006, 17:56, archived)
# Oh.
(Revd. Lord Manley of Ven, Tue 21 Feb 2006, 17:57, archived)
# Laugh it up,
fuzzball.

Gosh I'm so clever to have used that specific quote in that context.

That, my friend, is a comedy masterclass. Now excuse me whilst I choke on my own mirth and piss spunk.

And THAT is self-deprication. Don't stop me now, I'm on a roll!
(Kuna To Chuta, Tue 21 Feb 2006, 18:00, archived)
# Oh, I should say hi to Luke and Jumbo.
Hi!
(Revd. Lord Manley of Ven, Tue 21 Feb 2006, 18:06, archived)
# Haba...
wah? Hello, sir. If that was meant for me.
(Kuna To Chuta, Tue 21 Feb 2006, 18:09, archived)
# CofC:AEA shat on them both.
go home to your bedsit and piss in a wine bottle.

[is that what you wanted?]
(I helped save b3ta! my mum, Tue 21 Feb 2006, 17:53, archived)
# Ok...
wait a minute...YOU'RE not my Mum...
(Kuna To Chuta, Tue 21 Feb 2006, 17:55, archived)
# That IS offensive!
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Tue 21 Feb 2006, 18:15, archived)