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[challenge entry] And now for a public information film...

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(, Tue 21 Feb 2006, 20:11, archived)
# That
gives me teh fear
(, Tue 21 Feb 2006, 20:13, archived)
# Ahaha! What the fuck?!
Welcome!
(, Tue 21 Feb 2006, 20:13, archived)
# I'd
have to agree with her.
(, Tue 21 Feb 2006, 20:13, archived)
# ive never taken tips on breast feeding from mass murderers
and i wont start now
(, Tue 21 Feb 2006, 20:14, archived)
# spoilsport!
(, Tue 21 Feb 2006, 20:16, archived)
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Don't watch the clock to see how often or how long your baby is nursing. Instead, go with your instincts. If your baby is rooting around or crying, then feed him or her — even if you just did.

- H. Shipman
(, Tue 21 Feb 2006, 20:17, archived)
# I Heard Harold Shipman Breast Fed Until He was 43
Which would explain quite a bit...
(, Tue 21 Feb 2006, 20:19, archived)
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The best — and probably hardest — breastfeeding advice is to relax! Remember that you and your baby are learning

- C. Manson
(, Tue 21 Feb 2006, 20:33, archived)
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I've had a real problem with leaking breasts. The nursing pads never worked well enough for me, so I came up with my own solution — sanitary napkins! I buy the ultra-thin kind and fold them in half. I can wear them all day and they never leak. It's cheaper, too.

- F. West
(, Tue 21 Feb 2006, 20:34, archived)
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The best advice I got for dry and sore nipples came from my doctor. She said not to bother buying those expensive ointments but instead, after breastfeeding, express just enough milk to spread on the nipples. It really does work with the dryness and cracking.

- D. Nielson
(, Tue 21 Feb 2006, 20:36, archived)
# !
Blimey!
(, Tue 21 Feb 2006, 20:17, archived)
# I agree.
NORKS!
(, Tue 21 Feb 2006, 20:25, archived)
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(, Tue 21 Feb 2006, 21:24, archived)