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[challenge entry] This may not just be the Americans
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but it seems some believe that the swedish population consists of blond, (often half-naked) girls in their 20's.

From the The World According To America challenge. See all 269 entries (closed)

(, Thu 23 Feb 2006, 15:44, archived)
# its all in foreign!
I can't speak hurdygurdy or french or whatever that is
(, Thu 23 Feb 2006, 15:45, archived)
# Swedish I believe :/
*doesn't get how the Americans are implicated in this one*
(, Thu 23 Feb 2006, 15:47, archived)
# its cos they run the entire internet
why even now - there's some spook reading what I type

fuck off spook - go frame an Arab or something!
(, Thu 23 Feb 2006, 15:50, archived)
# *shops dickie davies in a turban*
(, Thu 23 Feb 2006, 15:54, archived)
# stop it
or I'll set Giant Haystacks and Kendo Nagasaki onto you
(, Thu 23 Feb 2006, 15:57, archived)
# handy
then I can say all sorts of rude things about you in swedish.
(, Thu 23 Feb 2006, 15:54, archived)
# I know that
Hjorgen is Swedish for Cloudberry

I may have spelled that wrong

Mange Tak! (or is that Danish?)
(, Thu 23 Feb 2006, 16:00, archived)
# hmmm
hjorgen is not a word at all
it's almost a name, but not really

Mange Takk
is Danish

(, Thu 23 Feb 2006, 16:09, archived)
# damn
its hjortron

its a completely useless fact all round
(, Thu 23 Feb 2006, 16:21, archived)
# What is Google Bilder?
is it like Bobthe Builder?
(, Thu 23 Feb 2006, 15:46, archived)
# Bobthe Builder?
is that like Boothby Graffoe?
(, Thu 23 Feb 2006, 15:52, archived)
# Bilder
means Images....
just like in german
(, Thu 23 Feb 2006, 15:53, archived)
# it's the only part of sweden that counts, really
(, Thu 23 Feb 2006, 15:48, archived)
# ha ha
it seems the Swedes get fed up of Hollywood too...
www.sgh.hbg-edu.de/guide/predjudice_bikini-team.html
(, Thu 23 Feb 2006, 15:53, archived)
# ha ha ha
that's great :)
our english phonetics teacher actually played the swedish chef clip in class and then explained why you all percieve swedish speach the way you do.
(, Thu 23 Feb 2006, 15:56, archived)
# Ikea doesn't help your cause though
with its Slags, Bumms and Kunteflaps coffee table
(, Thu 23 Feb 2006, 15:58, archived)
# well
here in sweden the people who buy stuff at IKEA nowadays are mostly students and poor people.
but almost everyone has a piece of furniture from IKEA from when they where younger. Unless they've fallen apart.
not very fond of the stuff myself
When I'm in an IKEA I usually just steal the little pencils and buy batteries
(, Thu 23 Feb 2006, 16:00, archived)
# aw bless
it's 'pencils'

and no doubt the batteries are for your motorised penis enlarger/dildo?
(, Thu 23 Feb 2006, 16:02, archived)
# nope
minidisc, CD player or pocket TV
(, Thu 23 Feb 2006, 16:05, archived)
# recognise this swede?
(, Thu 23 Feb 2006, 16:15, archived)
# brazillian is fun too
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(, Thu 23 Feb 2006, 15:51, archived)
# it certainly is!
(, Thu 23 Feb 2006, 15:55, archived)