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[challenge entry] A little bit of seemless history yank styleee

From the The World According To America challenge. See all 269 entries (closed)

(cheebatv, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 12:25, archived)
# It's like staring at Vomit.



(I helped save b3ta! blueNine Bees with Knees, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 12:25, archived)
# Was Ronald Mcdonald
Around before Jesus
(Tug has shit shoes on, the shitty shoe'd bastard, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 12:26, archived)
# i'm fairly sure
ronald was around before the monster truck of jesus
(cheebatv, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 12:29, archived)
# John Chapter 94 verse 7:
And lo on the fortieth day, unto the Arches of Gold He ascended.


John Chapter 94 verse 11:
And the lowly Spacktard quoth: Would ye like the fries with yon filets o fish.
And the Lord spake, saying that verily this was a feast and enough to feed five of an thousand or more.
(I helped save b3ta! F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Wed 1 Mar 2006, 12:34, archived)
# now there's
a challenge the bible according to macdonalds!

moses - i'll have 5 commandments please
god - would you like to go large with that
moses - no thanks, on a diet
god - i'll throw in this toy of the pharoah being bummed by a goat?
moses - oh go on then
(cheebatv, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 12:39, archived)
# ^ This
deserved more applause.
(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 12:56, archived)
# I don't see any carrot?!?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 12:28, archived)
# or sweetcorn
(I helped save b3ta! the wild elk Freeing excellence affects reality, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 12:28, archived)
#
Im pretty sure Jesus came before McDonalds....
(Alex SLAMS, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 12:26, archived)
# That was some game of soggy biscuit!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 12:27, archived)
# ahahahaha!
oh dear.
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 12:28, archived)
# Also involving
George Washington, Abraham Lincoln and a little girl coming at around the same time....

/Glitter
(Alex SLAMS, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 12:29, archived)
# it's off
to hull you go!
(cheebatv, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 12:35, archived)
# Snap batman
Woo
(Tug has shit shoes on, the shitty shoe'd bastard, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 12:27, archived)
# GMTA
like GMTV...

Only not
(Alex SLAMS, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 12:28, archived)
# pfft
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 12:28, archived)
# haha

its all true as well
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gimpson Wolfguts, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 12:28, archived)
# haha
aceness!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 12:28, archived)
# *cries*
(norumbegan, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 12:29, archived)
# GHOSTBUSTERS!!!
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 12:29, archived)
# who ya gonna
call?
(cheebatv, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 12:31, archived)
# your mom
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 12:32, archived)
# form a
queue please.
(cheebatv, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 12:33, archived)
# are we going to play snooker?
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 12:37, archived)
# off the pink and
into the brown
(cheebatv, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 12:41, archived)
# chuckle,, nice time graph


(I_am_B, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 12:37, archived)
# I like the way the mercans are at the bottom
(I helped save b3ta! the wild elk Freeing excellence affects reality, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 12:39, archived)
# Charlton Heston
Isn't big enough!
(I helped save b3ta! ug2k, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 13:15, archived)