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[challenge entry] ...i found this flyer!

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(, Thu 30 Mar 2006, 2:15, archived)
# aaaaahhhahahah
 
clever.

Woo, and yay!
(, Thu 30 Mar 2006, 2:23, archived)
# 'Ning!
How are ya?
(, Thu 30 Mar 2006, 2:26, archived)
# Spry.
 
y'self?
(, Thu 30 Mar 2006, 2:31, archived)
# Not bad.
The scar on the underside of my foreskin is playing up today though.
(, Thu 30 Mar 2006, 2:31, archived)
# Damn those biters.
(, Thu 30 Mar 2006, 2:32, archived)
# I wish.
It was one of those unfortunate "I'll take her up the barking spider which then turns out to have a circumference not unlike that of a mouse's earhole, causing an audible twang as the banjo string bursts apart like the chest of an extra from Aliens" moment. I'm sure we've all had them.
(, Thu 30 Mar 2006, 2:34, archived)
# Not as bad as
"okay i'll ease it in your 17 year old anus i promise oh shit i slipped and god you've punched me".
(above text is shrunk for those not wishing to know of the sexual adventures of Leningrad)
(, Thu 30 Mar 2006, 2:36, archived)
# Fuck man!
My eyes are bad enough anyway! *copies and pastes*

Edit...Haha!
(, Thu 30 Mar 2006, 2:38, archived)
# Yeah, I don't think she enjoyed it, really. Hahahaha.
(, Thu 30 Mar 2006, 2:39, archived)
# That's why anal sex is so much better.
it just humiliates them more.




specially when they have to run funny on Sports Day
(, Thu 30 Mar 2006, 2:42, archived)
# Hahaha ;)
Fuck, i'm almost at 20,000 posts...
(, Thu 30 Mar 2006, 2:45, archived)
# thats a lot of typing
(, Thu 30 Mar 2006, 2:47, archived)
# My poor fingers
(, Thu 30 Mar 2006, 2:51, archived)
# Christ man!
I haven't hit 4000 yet.. :(
(, Thu 30 Mar 2006, 2:48, archived)
# I don't know how the fuck this has happened... I've only been a member for just over a year.
Jesus...

EDIT : I'm trying to decide whether I can be bothered to draw Steven Hawking being anally raped.
(, Thu 30 Mar 2006, 2:52, archived)
# hahahaha
I don't understand it either. I'm on here most days and nights. I must just be shy. :)

Edit: Do it!! Do it!!
(, Thu 30 Mar 2006, 2:54, archived)
# I can't draw for shit, but i'll give it a go. Haha.
(, Thu 30 Mar 2006, 2:58, archived)
# haha clever
i'm really starting to hate having deppresion, i just can't sleep
(, Thu 30 Mar 2006, 2:24, archived)
# It's horrible.
I've suffered it for years. So much citalopram I rattle.
(, Thu 30 Mar 2006, 2:27, archived)
# still no work for me for a while i reckon
(, Thu 30 Mar 2006, 2:29, archived)
# It's all about self-medicating with codeine, valium, and vodka (not at the same time).
Fuck prescriptions!
(, Thu 30 Mar 2006, 2:29, archived)
# Well, yes.....there is that.
When I had it reallt bad, the Doc gave me some sleeping tablets. You were meant to take one a night, but I discovered that when you mixed 5 with a mitzi turbo, and a couple of biftas...fucking trip heaven.
(, Thu 30 Mar 2006, 2:31, archived)
# doc wont give me sleep pills due ro me being a terrible pisshead
with suicidal thoughts
(, Thu 30 Mar 2006, 2:33, archived)
# Yeah, he
took them off e after i went through two months supply in a fortnight, and tried to renew my prescription. Bastard. To get my own back I shat on the seat of the surgery toilet.
(, Thu 30 Mar 2006, 2:35, archived)
# Despite looking like a terrible American self-help book
(, Thu 30 Mar 2006, 2:37, archived)
# cheers
if i ever feel up to going out again i'll see if the libary have it
(, Thu 30 Mar 2006, 2:48, archived)
# Haha, I have a whole packet of sleeping tablets that I haven't touched.
Zoplicone or something.
(, Thu 30 Mar 2006, 2:33, archived)
# i was managing
till i spent time in an estonian nick
(, Thu 30 Mar 2006, 2:31, archived)
# Good God, that sounds like a nightmare.
(, Thu 30 Mar 2006, 2:33, archived)
# well there is now a cell with mongychops carved in the wall
(, Thu 30 Mar 2006, 2:36, archived)
# I would've thought
not being in an Estonian nick now would be quite the tonic!

It's something I'm thankful for.. also rather glad to not be in a Balinese or Indonesian jail, either.
 
(, Thu 30 Mar 2006, 2:36, archived)
# but i fell in love
(, Thu 30 Mar 2006, 2:38, archived)
# Pot does the trick for me*.
 
I'm neither happy, nor sad.

Just high.

* each to his or her own
(, Thu 30 Mar 2006, 2:32, archived)
# I don't really smoke pot... I kind of missed out that drug. Haha.
(, Thu 30 Mar 2006, 2:34, archived)
# I've done enough to know what I like.
 
..and the really good ones aren't that easy to get over here, unless you're revoltingly rich
(, Thu 30 Mar 2006, 2:41, archived)
# you need to get on one those reality or sports commentary tv shows .....

allegedly
(, Thu 30 Mar 2006, 2:46, archived)
# Maybe Darren McDonald can hook me up.
 
(convicted)
(, Thu 30 Mar 2006, 2:51, archived)