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[challenge entry]
It's true.


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(I helped save b3ta! theWooinator, Thu 6 Apr 2006, 10:12, archived)
# clicks
clicks again
clicks again
realises flapjack is not mouse
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Dont point it at your face up the ass, Thu 6 Apr 2006, 10:13, archived)
# haha
We have all done something like this at some point.
(I helped save b3ta! Lizzy_Bee is a mac user now, Thu 6 Apr 2006, 10:40, archived)
# fuck!
not the kind of thing i want to see first thing, you bastard!
(I helped save b3ta! nowhere.elysium Exploder of cats, Thu 6 Apr 2006, 10:13, archived)
# first thing, its like 10:15!
(I helped save b3ta! Dont point it at your face up the ass, Thu 6 Apr 2006, 10:15, archived)
# i work to funny hours.
usually 10 am to about 6:30 am. then, i sleep from about 7am 'til 9am. at 9, i cry, because i realise that i have not slept long enough to rejuvenate myself, and my horrific visage is every bit as tired and crinkled as it was last night.
thus continues the cycle of despair and fatigue...
(I helped save b3ta! nowhere.elysium Exploder of cats, Thu 6 Apr 2006, 10:21, archived)
# What kind of job has those hours?
Are you a rent boy?
(I helped save b3ta! Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Thu 6 Apr 2006, 10:22, archived)
# nope.
i'm an insomniac sysadmin. i do silly amounts of work and degree studies.
and, i do not sleep. much, anyway.

/edit/ i'm not pretty enough to be a rent boy. plus, i'm ginger. niche markets aren't really my thing...
(I helped save b3ta! nowhere.elysium Exploder of cats, Thu 6 Apr 2006, 10:23, archived)
# Crivvens!
Isn't 10am to 6.30am like an 18 hours shift or something equally punishing? That's damn ridiculous!
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Thu 6 Apr 2006, 10:37, archived)
# sorry



*isnt sorry*
(I helped save b3ta! theWooinator, Thu 6 Apr 2006, 10:15, archived)
# hmmmph.
*smacks*
(I helped save b3ta! nowhere.elysium Exploder of cats, Thu 6 Apr 2006, 10:25, archived)
# Urgh
I'm glad my eye surgery wasn't like that.
In fact, it was thoroughly pleasant.
(skinwah punted Baxter, Thu 6 Apr 2006, 10:17, archived)
# Anaesthetic hasn't worn off yet then.
(Ronnie Spleen MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BU, Thu 6 Apr 2006, 10:18, archived)
# nah
hes the sort of guy who wanted it done without anaesthetic and had it done
whilst someone stuffed a cucumber up his ass
(I helped save b3ta! Dont point it at your face up the ass, Thu 6 Apr 2006, 10:20, archived)
# PFFT...
(I helped save b3ta! caffeinefreak, Thu 6 Apr 2006, 10:21, archived)
# *reminisces*


*goes back to surgery*
(skinwah punted Baxter, Thu 6 Apr 2006, 10:22, archived)
# Third eye surgery or
Jap's eye surgery?
(Ronnie Spleen MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BU, Thu 6 Apr 2006, 10:35, archived)
# how
true it is. about on a par with wakefield. but not as bad as coalville.
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Thu 6 Apr 2006, 10:17, archived)
# buy some
MC Pitman
(I helped save b3ta! theWooinator, Thu 6 Apr 2006, 10:23, archived)
# Its funny caus its true....Ive been there.
*Walks into wall!
(I helped save b3ta! caffeinefreak, Thu 6 Apr 2006, 10:17, archived)
# What,
no "looga-barooga" joke?
(Kitsune-chan I'm not a bunny I'm a grownup girl, Fri 7 Apr 2006, 2:23, archived)