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[challenge entry] cows are supercilious bastards:

Fact.


edit: erm devious, arrogant...erm same difference.
Arse. Must remember to look before Arrrrgh!

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(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Fri 20 Dec 2002, 22:17, archived)
# I made nose air cos of that
thank you
(I helped save b3ta! Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Fri 20 Dec 2002, 22:20, archived)
# I blame Asterix
for the entire population being unable to say "Asterisk" correctly, let alone spell it.

Apart from that, thanks muchly :)
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Fri 20 Dec 2002, 22:50, archived)
# BUt they forgot about
(techsmurf, Fri 20 Dec 2002, 22:21, archived)
# Revenge is a dish best served
grilled?
(RayRayRay HooHooHoo, Fri 20 Dec 2002, 22:22, archived)
# we had
to rough it in the old days!!!
(I helped save b3ta! robh, Fri 20 Dec 2002, 22:55, archived)
# Heheh
the bovine (small b) equivalent of the Fear. Moo!
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Fri 20 Dec 2002, 22:22, archived)
# Hahahaha.,
see them cower!
(techsmurf, Fri 20 Dec 2002, 22:24, archived)
# deliberate pun?
Becows it cud hay've been.
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Fri 20 Dec 2002, 22:46, archived)
# LOL
Serves the buggers right! (sorry)
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Fri 20 Dec 2002, 22:25, archived)
# ser ves the buggers
well done with chips :)
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Fri 20 Dec 2002, 22:34, archived)
# And some
nice mushrooms and a diane sauce. mmm!
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Fri 20 Dec 2002, 22:36, archived)
# I'm sorry to butt in
but - DIANE Sauce?
Is this similar?
(I helped save b3ta! Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Fri 20 Dec 2002, 22:37, archived)
# is that
'gentleman's relish' as in 'man fat'? I think we should be told. but not shown
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Fri 20 Dec 2002, 22:41, archived)
# do
you mean "hot fish yoghurt"?
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Fri 20 Dec 2002, 22:43, archived)
# that's the
bunny^W stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Fri 20 Dec 2002, 23:11, archived)
# "Hello my dear, I see you have a lusty requirement
...for a helping of my Englishman's relish"

Ding-dong!
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Fri 20 Dec 2002, 22:43, archived)
# I don't think so.
Diane sauce is a creamy, mushroomy sauce which is excellent with steak and served in decent restaurants. Especially if you have saute potatoes, but chips are nice too.
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Fri 20 Dec 2002, 22:42, archived)
# you b'aint be afrom around these parts
you and your funny cityfolk ways...


You b'aint be wantin' to walk abroad the noight round 'ere, Ma'am.
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Fri 20 Dec 2002, 22:48, archived)
# I live in a town full of farmers and fishermen
I was raised by a single parent on benefits. But Steak Diane is my most fave meal ever.
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Fri 20 Dec 2002, 22:52, archived)
# well I grew up
clinging to the belly of a shetland pony in the Outer Hebrides. I had to be coaxed away from the comfort of my surrogate pony-mother by friendly council workers brandishing drugged sugar-lumps.

That may or may not be true.
I must try this Steak Diane some time.
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Fri 20 Dec 2002, 22:56, archived)
# batsgirl's right - it's
v.nice indeed....then there's pepper sauce..mmm...or just bloody brown sauce 'cos I love steak :) Even when there's blood dripping out of it an' soakin' the chips. dead classy, me
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Fri 20 Dec 2002, 23:12, archived)
# I'm a medium-rare girl myself
And even without sauce I like steaks (uh-oh...)
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Fri 20 Dec 2002, 23:19, archived)
# You really do
leave yourself open dont you..?
(I helped save b3ta! Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Fri 20 Dec 2002, 23:23, archived)
# MEAT!!!
!
(I helped save b3ta! Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Fri 20 Dec 2002, 23:19, archived)
# mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
eat :)
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Fri 20 Dec 2002, 23:25, archived)
# hehehe
mooperb!
(I helped save b3ta! zerolicious, Fri 20 Dec 2002, 22:21, archived)
# Woo!
TJ:

Koooit!
Just listened to I can't fucking hummus again. And ningy-poo-poo-ding is the funniest thing I've heard in a looooong time.
(I helped save b3ta! EvS, Fri 20 Dec 2002, 22:26, archived)
# Cheers good man
Feel free to listen to my new song I did today

www.lskerton.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/Dearest.mp3

Or if you are feeling generous - go and spend some wonga.

-*=Order the b3ta CD's here=*-
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Fri 20 Dec 2002, 22:51, archived)
# Oooo
very nice!
(I helped save b3ta! EvS, Fri 20 Dec 2002, 23:02, archived)
# love
the bass!
(I helped save b3ta! EvS, Fri 20 Dec 2002, 23:03, archived)
# cheers
:)
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Fri 20 Dec 2002, 23:09, archived)