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# ducks
I was in tesco's yesterday when I heard a duck quack.
I looked around for a while trying to find out where this duck was but to discover that it was a retarded child talking to her helper.
Now you can imagine how much fun i had listening to their conversations cant you?

Thought i should share one of the many cruel but funny moments i experience regularly.
(, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 19:46, archived)
# It seems each day I come on here
(which just happens to be everyday) the road to heaven gets longer and longer while the road to hell gets shorter and shorter.

Keep up the good work.
(, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 19:54, archived)
# Hahahaha,
there was my beer all over the keyboard!
(, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 19:55, archived)