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# What do you want to know?
I'm all ears
(I helped save b3ta! Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 20:04, archived)
# That must cost you
a fortune in Q-tips...
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 20:06, archived)
# well
I've always wondered why i have 3 testicles and why one of my feet is 2 shoe sizes bigger than the other
(Deiwos - Woo I found my old name!, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 20:06, archived)
# That's easy...
1: The middle, slightly less hairy testicle is actually your penis, tallywacker, knob, cock, prick, dick, penis, willy, yang, boys-bits, etc.

2: it relates to that time when you forgot to look at what you were doing while mowing the lawn and staring at your neighbour's sexy wife, and accidentally trimmed all the toes off one foot.
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 20:08, archived)
# pwah
hahahaha !!
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 20:09, archived)
# aha
but that still doesn't explain why i was born with a second head and 3 arms
(Deiwos - Woo I found my old name!, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 20:09, archived)
# You're not
conjoined twins, are you?

just noticed I said penis twice in the above post - I'll leave it and let it look intentional I think...
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 20:11, archived)
# hint
edit button that way people think they're crazy when they see it disappear.

And no I'm not conjoined twins atleast i dont think i am. My mum always said I was normal and everyone else was weird for having 2 arms and 1 head
(Deiwos - Woo I found my old name!, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 20:13, archived)
# Dong,
schlong, one-eyed monster, wang, woody,
(techsmurf, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 20:20, archived)
# Do you live near any major lay lines?
Ohh the Mummy is on
/short attention span
(I helped save b3ta! Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 20:09, archived)
# erm
dunno i dont get out much
(Deiwos - Woo I found my old name!, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 20:11, archived)
# Pardon?
Sorry someone was racing into the desert..
Ooh, bodies in jars
/morbid
(I helped save b3ta! Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 20:13, archived)
# bit of randomness
going on methinks
(Deiwos - Woo I found my old name!, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 20:14, archived)
# I'd heard that
rumour.

/vic reeves
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 20:06, archived)