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[challenge entry] fed up?....hate listening to them babble on and on?

From the Pimp My British Design challenge. See all 262 entries (closed)

(, Mon 26 Jun 2006, 12:34, archived)
# Braw!
*buys ten*
(, Mon 26 Jun 2006, 12:34, archived)
# are u mutated?
you only need 2 :-p
(, Mon 26 Jun 2006, 12:36, archived)
# I have deep ear holes
Great for aural sex
(, Mon 26 Jun 2006, 12:37, archived)
# hahahahaha v.good
good comeback!!!
(, Mon 26 Jun 2006, 12:38, archived)
# biddy bye bye bye bye biddy bye bye BYE BYE
i must admit i was a clown to be
messing around
but that doesn't mean that you have to leave town....
(, Mon 26 Jun 2006, 12:39, archived)
# yes with me colour tv
and me cd collection of Bob Marley...
(, Mon 26 Jun 2006, 12:39, archived)
# COME BACK!
(, Mon 26 Jun 2006, 12:40, archived)
# Yes
and give me one more try
cos a love like this
should a never ever die
(, Mon 26 Jun 2006, 12:39, archived)
#
COME BACK!
(, Mon 26 Jun 2006, 12:40, archived)
# are you playing 7th guest?
(, Mon 26 Jun 2006, 12:41, archived)
# ohhh.... Pat O'banton
the great irish reggae singer...

or that dodgy robot off buck rogers that looked like a bell end? biddy-biddy
(, Mon 26 Jun 2006, 12:40, archived)
# DON'T COME BACK!
(, Mon 26 Jun 2006, 12:41, archived)
# what a funny wee welshman
I love it!
(, Mon 26 Jun 2006, 12:35, archived)
# *kicks in shins*
(, Mon 26 Jun 2006, 12:37, archived)
# you're welsh??
*is suddenly very scared*
(, Mon 26 Jun 2006, 12:43, archived)
# shush!
(, Mon 26 Jun 2006, 12:44, archived)
# 'noon sausage
I was being deliberately obtuse
(, Mon 26 Jun 2006, 12:44, archived)
# hey up
I knowsit, I'm just scared as I curled my hair this morning and was wondering if I should have worn my rear guard.
(, Mon 26 Jun 2006, 12:45, archived)
# Ouch!
*giggles*
*hops about on on leg*
(, Mon 26 Jun 2006, 12:44, archived)
# 'noon sir!


/edit HOW RUDE!
(, Mon 26 Jun 2006, 12:40, archived)
# Yay for moobs!
Woo Prodge!
(, Mon 26 Jun 2006, 12:35, archived)
# BRAW!
(, Mon 26 Jun 2006, 12:35, archived)
# *orders eleventy million*
You genius!
(, Mon 26 Jun 2006, 12:35, archived)
# ha ha ha ha ha!
it's coming home it's coming home it's coming
FOOT BALLS COMING HOME!
it's coming home it's coming home it's coming
FOOT BALLS COMING HOME!
it's coming home it's coming home it's coming
FOOT BALLS COMING HOME!
it's coming home it's coming home it's coming
FOOT BALLS COMING HOME!
it's coming home it's coming home it's coming
FOOT BALLS COMING HOME!
(, Mon 26 Jun 2006, 12:36, archived)
# *now with new cunt be gone eye guard*

(, Mon 26 Jun 2006, 12:38, archived)
# on and on and ariston, there's no way of stopping it
it's coming home it's coming home it's coming
FOOT BALLS COMING HOME!
it's coming home it's coming home it's coming
FOOT BALLS COMING HOME!
it's coming home it's coming home it's coming
FOOT BALLS COMING HOME!
it's coming home it's coming home it's coming
FOOT BALLS COMING HOME!
it's coming home it's coming home it's coming
FOOT BALLS COMING HOME!
(, Mon 26 Jun 2006, 12:40, archived)
#
Volta para casa, volta para casa, vem, futebol volta para casa.
(, Mon 26 Jun 2006, 12:43, archived)
# *stunned silence*

*continues*
it's coming home it's coming home it's coming
FOOT BALLS COMING HOME!
it's coming home it's coming home it's coming
FOOT BALLS COMING HOME!
it's coming home it's coming home it's coming
FOOT BALLS COMING HOME!
it's coming home it's coming home it's coming
FOOT BALLS COMING HOME!
it's coming home it's coming home it's coming
FOOT BALLS COMING HOME!
(, Mon 26 Jun 2006, 12:46, archived)
#
it's coming home it's coming home it's coming
FOOT BALLS COMING HOME!
it's coming home it's coming home it's coming
FOOT BALLS COMING HOME!
it's coming home it's coming home it's coming
FOOT BALLS COMING HOME!
it's coming home it's coming home it's coming
FOOT BALLS COMING HOME!
it's coming home it's coming home it's coming
FOOT BALLS COMING HOME!
(, Mon 26 Jun 2006, 12:51, archived)
#
it's coming home it's coming home it's coming
FOOT BALLS COMING HOME!
it's coming home it's coming home it's coming
FOOT BALLS COMING HOME!
it's coming home it's coming home it's coming
FOOT BALLS COMING HOME!
it's coming home it's coming home it's coming
FOOT BALLS COMING HOME!
it's coming home it's coming home it's coming
FOOT BALLS COMING HOME!
(, Mon 26 Jun 2006, 12:54, archived)
# YES!
this is what we want!! STFU FOOTBALL! STFU!
(, Mon 26 Jun 2006, 12:36, archived)
# scottish football
fans hate england, but english fans just don't care about you lot

(, Mon 26 Jun 2006, 12:37, archived)
# ssshhhh!
Don't mention that fact that they're not very good or they'll come and kick your head in.
(, Mon 26 Jun 2006, 12:38, archived)
# We understand that we're not very good though
we embrace this. We are not arrogant about the whole thing, because we have nothing to be arrogant about
(, Mon 26 Jun 2006, 12:41, archived)
# all of this^
we're shite and we know we are
we're shite and we know we are
we're shite and we know we are
(, Mon 26 Jun 2006, 12:45, archived)
# hahaha
Ah yes, I forgot you don't actually need any rhyme nor reason to kick a englishman's head in:)
(, Mon 26 Jun 2006, 12:47, archived)
# haha
I love watching the fans bouncing around like they've won the world cup, after a 20 - 0 humping by outer mongolia
(, Mon 26 Jun 2006, 12:48, archived)
# we don't give a fuck about football
we just like going to other countries and getting pished

it's the only reason we're gutted for not qualifying
(, Mon 26 Jun 2006, 12:52, archived)
#
it's coming home it's coming home it's coming
FOOT BALLS COMING HOME!
it's coming home it's coming home it's coming
FOOT BALLS COMING HOME!
it's coming home it's coming home it's coming
FOOT BALLS COMING HOME!
it's coming home it's coming home it's coming
FOOT BALLS COMING HOME!
it's coming home it's coming home it's coming
FOOT BALLS COMING HOME!
(, Mon 26 Jun 2006, 12:55, archived)
# this haha
(, Mon 26 Jun 2006, 12:39, archived)
# I don't hate english football

I hate their media for not being able to shut the fuck up about the past..
(, Mon 26 Jun 2006, 12:40, archived)
# I have this with the german
media over here, but it is OK :)
(, Mon 26 Jun 2006, 12:42, archived)
# the media isn't my media
*cries*
(, Mon 26 Jun 2006, 12:44, archived)
# Can you say
Archie sodding Gemmill?

...and WE go on about the past :D
(, Mon 26 Jun 2006, 12:48, archived)
# quite right

(, Mon 26 Jun 2006, 12:52, archived)
# The '66 thing, and the Maradona 'OMG Cheatorz!', thing,
really get on my tits.

/is English
(, Mon 26 Jun 2006, 13:00, archived)
# Especially
since the oil has nearly run out
(, Mon 26 Jun 2006, 12:42, archived)
# There's no point
having an opinion on Scottish football.

I think the reason all we non-English British get annoyed with ye Sassanachs is that there seems to be an assumption that we ought to be proud to be English by proxy.
(, Mon 26 Jun 2006, 12:42, archived)
# we did conquer you
back in the day, but I fully agree that each country, and each region should have its own preferences and traditions
(, Mon 26 Jun 2006, 12:45, archived)
# Och aye!
Hoots!
(, Mon 26 Jun 2006, 12:37, archived)
# oh look!
a scotchman from soctchland
(, Mon 26 Jun 2006, 12:40, archived)
# can't you just put deep fried mars bars in your ears?
;)

noon prod
(, Mon 26 Jun 2006, 12:40, archived)
# noon mug.... ;)
(, Mon 26 Jun 2006, 12:43, archived)
# Hahahahahahaha!
No more football!


COME ON TIM!
(, Mon 26 Jun 2006, 12:41, archived)
# Hahahahahaha braw!
Ooh men in kilts make feel all wobbly and silly.

By the way, I would like to order a case of those.
(, Mon 26 Jun 2006, 12:42, archived)
# you'll have to contact our international branch :D
(, Mon 26 Jun 2006, 12:48, archived)
# A case of men in kilts?
They have a cream that'll clear that right up
(, Mon 26 Jun 2006, 12:50, archived)
# made from
girders?
(, Mon 26 Jun 2006, 12:43, archived)
# aye! :)
(, Mon 26 Jun 2006, 12:47, archived)
# they look like doritos
(, Mon 26 Jun 2006, 12:47, archived)
# Braw!

(, Mon 26 Jun 2006, 12:49, archived)
# just think if we win this time...
and its a england/germany 4-2 final...

everyone mentioning it's 40 years on...
endless interviews with past and present footballers...
peter crouch/geoff hurst's hat-trick...
Germany beaten by England again in their country this time...

poo
(, Mon 26 Jun 2006, 12:59, archived)
# sorry but portugal are going to hump england
(, Mon 26 Jun 2006, 13:04, archived)
# fingers crossed
(, Mon 26 Jun 2006, 13:08, archived)
# hahaha
you nana :D
(, Mon 26 Jun 2006, 13:14, archived)