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[challenge entry] They get everywhere.

And they distort the grocery market.

From the Brits In Space challenge. See all 303 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Thu 29 Jun 2006, 2:03, archived)
# You need to relax, try some
acupuncture.
(I helped save b3ta! Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Thu 29 Jun 2006, 2:04, archived)
# Gaaa!
that doesnt look very relaxing
(I helped save b3ta! P3te "the Meat", Thu 29 Jun 2006, 2:07, archived)
# I dare you to combine it with goatse.
(I helped save b3ta! Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Thu 29 Jun 2006, 2:09, archived)
# it looks like
it did remind me of that at first.

but then www.goatse.cx was my homepage for many years

my new homepage is www.cherrycake.org
(I helped save b3ta! CactusEater, Thu 29 Jun 2006, 2:14, archived)
# I shall click neither of those.
(I helped save b3ta! Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Thu 29 Jun 2006, 2:16, archived)
# wish i'd thought of that
instead of thinking, hmmm, what can be so harmful about cherrycake?...

cake and cherries... oh no, not here :(
(YouSmellLikeBroccoli and not the good kind, Thu 29 Jun 2006, 2:17, archived)
# oh my god
that made sick a bit!

(the cherry one)
(YouSmellLikeBroccoli and not the good kind, Thu 29 Jun 2006, 2:16, archived)
# i apologise
but now you have the pleasure of passing it on to someone whose reactions may well be very amusing

(grandmothers are my favouirite)
(I helped save b3ta! CactusEater, Thu 29 Jun 2006, 2:19, archived)
# hahaha
genius but i think it might kill my grandma if i showed her...

maybe someone else's
/plots
(YouSmellLikeBroccoli and not the good kind, Thu 29 Jun 2006, 2:21, archived)
# you have a bizarre taste
in homepages
(I helped save b3ta! P3te "the Meat", Thu 29 Jun 2006, 2:19, archived)
# ^^this
(YouSmellLikeBroccoli and not the good kind, Thu 29 Jun 2006, 2:25, archived)
# its so
i can say

"OI MUM! load the internet for me pretty please"
(I helped save b3ta! CactusEater, Thu 29 Jun 2006, 2:28, archived)
# that beats my grandma plan
haha
(YouSmellLikeBroccoli and not the good kind, Thu 29 Jun 2006, 2:30, archived)
# Ooooh whats your grandma plan?
/intrigued

edit: ah, the one thats written 5 posts up, der
(I helped save b3ta! P3te "the Meat", Thu 29 Jun 2006, 2:33, archived)
# find one and...
kidnapp her and do a clockwork orange style attack...

not the most subtle of plans i feel
(YouSmellLikeBroccoli and not the good kind, Thu 29 Jun 2006, 2:37, archived)
# uh huh
i'm now scared

(I helped save b3ta! P3te "the Meat", Thu 29 Jun 2006, 2:48, archived)
# haha
thats great, granny nabbing action

i just realised i have posted 206 messages (including this) in 7 (well 8 now) days...

i feel that probably isn't a good thing!
(YouSmellLikeBroccoli and not the good kind, Thu 29 Jun 2006, 2:52, archived)
# a mere fledgling
putting me to shame
(I helped save b3ta! P3te "the Meat", Thu 29 Jun 2006, 3:03, archived)
# oh god
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Thu 29 Jun 2006, 2:19, archived)
# Jesus S. Fuck, that's nasty.
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Thu 29 Jun 2006, 2:48, archived)
# Is it the harlequin baby
or the bloodied head?

/still not clicking
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 29 Jun 2006, 2:55, archived)
# well, both.
it's a one-two sucker punch of GAAAHHH.
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Thu 29 Jun 2006, 3:10, archived)
# eep!
his mouth is like a lamprey's
(I helped save b3ta! Cunthorse, Thu 29 Jun 2006, 2:11, archived)
# argh!
you just had to make me think of lampreys before bedtime didn't you?
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Thu 29 Jun 2006, 2:14, archived)
# hehe
sorry
(I helped save b3ta! Cunthorse, Thu 29 Jun 2006, 2:22, archived)
# hahahahahaha
i was thinking about this earlier.
beacuse i wanted to go to a tobacconist and buy a pipe but i thought "i cant becuase tesco made all our shops in our village close down, i wish i lived in that other village."

then i realised if i actually bought a pipe id probably not like it :S
(I helped save b3ta! CactusEater, Thu 29 Jun 2006, 2:07, archived)
# I would ahve done starbucks
but they're merkin

(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Thu 29 Jun 2006, 2:18, archived)