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[challenge entry] Jobsworths!
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(MichaelLinge (ywc), Thu 29 Jun 2006, 15:27, archived)
# book 'im Dano!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 29 Jun 2006, 15:33, archived)
# That's all well and good
but what does the LTJ bit stand for?
*wonders if Prod will know wtfiaboa
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 29 Jun 2006, 15:41, archived)
# happy b3taday
:)
(likeajackhammer, Thu 29 Jun 2006, 15:43, archived)
# ^
this! :)
(steben, Thu 29 Jun 2006, 15:46, archived)
# Thank you and
thank you :)
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 29 Jun 2006, 15:48, archived)
# Less Than Jazzy
I would assume, being ethereal and boring DJ?
(I helped save b3ta! Mart No Fool No posts but lots of stalks recently., Thu 29 Jun 2006, 15:44, archived)
# Ooh
could be. Well it fits anyway.
He's not boring. I think he makes DnB fluffy.
*likes the fluffier types of DnB*
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 29 Jun 2006, 15:50, archived)
# LTJ actually stands for nothing
it was just something that got attached to his name around 89/90
just because he didn’t want to be called DJ Bukem anymore :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 29 Jun 2006, 16:01, archived)
# Parking wardens aren't all that bad
I've written letters (I can write good, me) and successfully had four parking tickets in Bath cancelled.




What am I saying? They're all cnuts
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Thu 29 Jun 2006, 15:34, archived)
# the council ones aren't that bad...
cos they're not targetted (although there are exceptions)...

The private contracted ones are the worst
(likeajackhammer, Thu 29 Jun 2006, 15:39, archived)
# For the most part
Council's want to keep the traffic flowing so business and citizens can go about their business.

The contractors want your money.
(I helped save b3ta! Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Thu 29 Jun 2006, 15:41, archived)
# he'll be dead
in a couple of seconds anyway, I'd risk it.
(speckled light malt vinegar, Thu 29 Jun 2006, 15:35, archived)
# But not before
His eyes would pop out like Arnie's in Total Recall.

Gotta love that whore with three tits
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Thu 29 Jun 2006, 15:36, archived)
# ...hard
(likeajackhammer, Thu 29 Jun 2006, 15:44, archived)
# ...twice
(I helped save b3ta! Insane Maniac musically inclined (about 45°), Thu 29 Jun 2006, 15:51, archived)
# But with a double clevage ..
you'd get a tongue cramp and be flubbering so much that you'd die of dehydration surely?
(I helped save b3ta! Far Out Slave last ate at, Thu 29 Jun 2006, 15:51, archived)
# Well actually...
Surely when Richter shot her in the back it would have blown the central one off?

I suppose that'd just be another hole to have a go at.
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Thu 29 Jun 2006, 15:57, archived)
# ha ha ha oh...
So thats what the word jobsworth means then.

How did I never realise that before.

B3ta the edukater.
(I helped save b3ta! ReReformed, Thu 29 Jun 2006, 17:13, archived)