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[challenge entry] I'm a bad person and I'm going straight to hell...
But it's been in my head for ages



From the The Future Of Reality TV challenge. See all 216 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! Jonoton, Tue 11 Jul 2006, 10:03, archived)
# Oooh Nice first post!
Wemcome to B3ta!
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Tue 11 Jul 2006, 10:04, archived)
# A tribute (limerick you say?)
Hey there wordsmith we know as Dyslexia,
Your poems get sexia and sexia.
You may be really great,
Even next laureate,
But shout at me and I won't respectia.

(now ninja edited poetry)
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 11 Jul 2006, 10:08, archived)
# IM THE POET, NOT YOU!
EDJOGS
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Tue 11 Jul 2006, 10:11, archived)
# That doesn't rhyme!

(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 11 Jul 2006, 10:12, archived)
# Its down there I messed up.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Tue 11 Jul 2006, 10:13, archived)
# IM THE POET, NOT YOU!
EDJOGS WHO YUOU TYING TO BE?
I SEE YOU COMMING UP JOCKING ME.
I'M GOING TO SHOOT YOU IN THE SKULL,
AND USE IT LIKE A BOWL,
USE IT TO EAT SOUP,
PUSH YOU INTO A PILE OF DOG POOP,
I"lLL CUT OFF YOUR HANDS,
AND BURRY THEM IN THE SAND,
WOULDN'T IT BE GRAND?
NOW YOU CANT PLAY THE DRUMS IN MY BAND
HOW YOU GOING TO HOLD THE DRUMBSTICKS?
YOU CAN SUCK MY DIGK.
/Thanks for the poem.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Tue 11 Jul 2006, 10:12, archived)
# * Bows to superior being.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 11 Jul 2006, 10:18, archived)
# WORD TO YO MAMMA!
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Tue 11 Jul 2006, 10:19, archived)
# welcome!
shop a chair, pull up a kitten etc...
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 11 Jul 2006, 10:04, archived)
# Her husband wanted to paint their door red
but she was dead against it.
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Tue 11 Jul 2006, 10:04, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
She went to school with my mate's sister.
Snooty cow, 'pparently.

EDIT: How rude... WOO great opener!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 11 Jul 2006, 10:09, archived)
# I don't know who she is
care to enlighten a poor dutch bloke?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 11 Jul 2006, 10:10, archived)
# TV slebrity
she was shot on her doorstep. It was rather surprising, mainly because she was actually quite nice, in a rather dull sort of way. Jill Dando was the name.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Tue 11 Jul 2006, 10:12, archived)
# Commonly known as
Jan Dildo, for obvious reasons
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Tue 11 Jul 2006, 10:13, archived)
# thanks ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 11 Jul 2006, 10:13, archived)
# Well, best to let it out then
welcome to b3ta!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 11 Jul 2006, 10:04, archived)
# Welcome aboard, Youll go down well.
*lubes
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 11 Jul 2006, 10:05, archived)
# Excellent start!
Viciously!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 11 Jul 2006, 10:06, archived)
# All aboard!
Woo & welcome!
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 11 Jul 2006, 10:06, archived)
# Still would though pfft
(Darth Penders, Tue 11 Jul 2006, 10:07, archived)
# Oo, that's a good one.
*clicks* Welcome!
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Tue 11 Jul 2006, 10:08, archived)
# You will fit in well...
*measures*

you will indeed fit perfectly!

;¬) Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Druss_The_Legend Splurge!, Tue 11 Jul 2006, 10:09, archived)
# Oooh, topical
Woo!!

and Welcome
(exleafite Did I miss anything?, Tue 11 Jul 2006, 10:11, archived)
# nice:)
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Tue 11 Jul 2006, 10:11, archived)
# Good 1st post
1 ticket to Hull, no return!
(I helped save b3ta! Hownumbsyabutt numbing things down, Tue 11 Jul 2006, 10:15, archived)
# stars in sights their?
RIS!?

just kidding! woo!
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Tue 11 Jul 2006, 10:23, archived)
# He He
Welcome aboard
(I helped save b3ta! Big Ian has stopped changing his sig, Tue 11 Jul 2006, 10:28, archived)