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[challenge entry] falling fruit. i dream of it.

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(cosmicwizard gingers freak me out. staying indoors for now., Tue 11 Jul 2006, 19:06, archived)
# Alliteration rocks!!
nice first post, too.

welcome to b3ta, pull up a kitten, etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Tue 11 Jul 2006, 19:07, archived)
# is it just me who wants to know how that ends?
WELCOME TO B3TA!
pull up a chair, shop a kitten, you'll never leave!
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Tue 11 Jul 2006, 19:09, archived)
# well..... as teh fruit does not have a parachute
I guess with an almighty SPLAT!

unless somebody put a safety net out.

(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Tue 11 Jul 2006, 19:11, archived)
# :O
Mindpiss of the first order!
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Tue 11 Jul 2006, 19:12, archived)
# :-)
great minds and all that
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Tue 11 Jul 2006, 19:14, archived)
# you assume it doesnt
but how do you know it is not just about to put it on?
pears are quite the action heroes dontchaknow?
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Tue 11 Jul 2006, 19:13, archived)
# well, last time I looked, they had no pockets of bags in which to keep
a chute, so unless they dig it out of... erm... no lets not go there...
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Tue 11 Jul 2006, 19:15, archived)
# I'm guessing in some kind of fructal apocalypse
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(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 11 Jul 2006, 19:21, archived)
# BOOM!
loving it!
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Tue 11 Jul 2006, 19:25, archived)
# Yes to dangerous fruit
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(robotic Loves you all, except for..., Tue 11 Jul 2006, 19:44, archived)
# where can i buy
seeds for that plant...

imagine the kick of the moonshine you could make by fermenting that fruit!
(Mr._Pickles, Tue 11 Jul 2006, 20:20, archived)
# It does have a chute,
it's that big cloud-like thing behind it
(I helped save b3ta! brooza wonders how long a sig can be and if this will fit, Tue 11 Jul 2006, 19:50, archived)
# Cor
all Friday? Hopefully there are lots of splats - or do the fruit have parachutes?

Welcome new person :)
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Tue 11 Jul 2006, 19:11, archived)
# hehe
(A Hospital Carpark, Tue 11 Jul 2006, 19:12, archived)
# One of the funniest clips ever
and couldn't happen to a smugger person

*Goes to download and watch it again

*edit - www.youtube.com/watch?v=pYAGHwlB8Js&search=Anthea%20Turner Yay
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 11 Jul 2006, 19:14, archived)
# hehe
nice *BANG* one
(A Hospital Carpark, Tue 11 Jul 2006, 19:18, archived)
# wow! what happened afterwards?
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 11 Jul 2006, 19:19, archived)
# her hair burnt off and she missed a few episodes of Blue Peter
then she became a money grabbing whore and sold her wedding to Cadbury's I think for the launch of a White Chocolate coated Flake, that lasted about as long as that marriage I think.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 11 Jul 2006, 19:21, archived)
# mind you
she's not as bad as Evette "OEAOAOAOI! a g-g-g-GHOST" Fielding.

(and shes quite a milf now)
(A Hospital Carpark, Tue 11 Jul 2006, 19:23, archived)
# ^that^
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Tue 11 Jul 2006, 19:26, archived)
# you mean
Evette "SHIT! I'VE SHIT MESELF! SHIT!" Fielding

I actually watched Most Haunted the other night, I hate it. It's the perfect example of how shit the world is. A subject matter a lot of people would love to see evidence of, that they then show, and yet the world doesn't grind to a halt saying "Here is video proof of the afterlife/paranormal activity", therefore proving it's just a shit choreographed, badly acted docudrama.

And since they got rid of Derek, well, there's not even comedy value.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 11 Jul 2006, 19:29, archived)
# hahahah cool!

edit: only two small clps of her, what a dissapointment
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 11 Jul 2006, 19:25, archived)
# I have actually met her on a few occasions and
she really is quite nice... and I still would.

(although I am quite desperate)
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Tue 11 Jul 2006, 19:24, archived)
# yea, im pretty desperate too!
i haven't had sex in...

















...a woman :(
(A Hospital Carpark, Tue 11 Jul 2006, 19:26, archived)
# hahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahha
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 11 Jul 2006, 19:30, archived)
# wtf!
what actually happened there?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 11 Jul 2006, 19:25, archived)
# the bike backfired next to her head
or

her head backfired next to the bike

not sure which
(A Hospital Carpark, Tue 11 Jul 2006, 19:27, archived)
# I thought the pyrotechnic
interfered with the mic and it just all went off
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 11 Jul 2006, 19:31, archived)
# dodgy mic / pyro
bad earth ?

or

Attempted MOIDA
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 11 Jul 2006, 19:35, archived)
# *waits for music
*looks for Max and Freeway


no, it was the mic/pyro
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 11 Jul 2006, 19:41, archived)
# well
if it was pyrotechnics, that makes it even funnier... because she chose to sit next to them.

or PERHAPS... her head was in quantum super-position with micheal jacksons head... you know, when his head blew up n stuff!?
(A Hospital Carpark, Tue 11 Jul 2006, 19:43, archived)
# I can't wait for Friday!


*Expects Fruit & Splats*
(I helped save b3ta! 42 Loves Teh Funphenschnaffles, Tue 11 Jul 2006, 19:14, archived)
[challenge entry] An experiment in open government...

I’m just getting my first newby post out of the way - The next one’s wont be so crap [honest!]
(DOSbox DOSbox, Tue 11 Jul 2006, 21:41, archived)