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[challenge entry] In the FUTURE!!!
The hats sole purpose in life will be to explode on the head of the wearer causing large damage!!!

this can be summarized in the following equation where the sillier the hat the larger the blast in direct degree to feline presence

b = s x k

b = blast
s= silliness rating of hat
k= number of kittens in room at time of hat wearing


From the Hats of the future challenge. See all 223 entries (closed)

(Ressotami, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 0:59, archived)
# but,
unless i'm a bit of a tosser, they have the same explosion, but distinctly varying levels of hat stupidity!
(nevermind, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 1:02, archived)
# ie
the girls look like stupider fecking cnuts than the blokes for once.
(nevermind, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 1:03, archived)
# yes but
the explosions are the same because by astounding coincidence the distance of cats between the people totally balences the blast size..wierd eh???
(Ressotami, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 1:05, archived)
# The one in the hat
is quite cute
(I helped save b3ta! Uncle Joe, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 1:06, archived)
# I wouldn't say no
to the other one in the hat either.
(I helped save b3ta! Radio Controlled Nun Hasn't posted for 6 years, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 1:10, archived)
# the
one on the right kinda looks like alyson hannigan
(Ressotami, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 1:11, archived)
# Your right or my right?
Only I saw the cute one first, right?
(I helped save b3ta! Uncle Joe, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 1:16, archived)
# including
the drawn-in cleavage?
(I helped save b3ta! crouchingbadger, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 1:17, archived)