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[challenge entry] Glasgow has its very own hat !!
Drunken Geniuses

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(atomicjeep, Tue 7 Jan 2003, 13:31, archived)
# There's a statue in Chatham (shite hole)
someone stuffed a cone between its legs.....

Ok perhpas it was funnier at the time

back to lurksville
(I helped save b3ta! FlanFlinger 🥧, Tue 7 Jan 2003, 13:33, archived)
# I've always wanted to
hook that Glasgow statue up to the water mains, then drill a hole in its penis...
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Tue 7 Jan 2003, 13:35, archived)
# why would you want to drill a hole
in your penis ?

[edit] read it a second time, now it makes slightly more sense
(I helped save b3ta! FlanFlinger 🥧, Tue 7 Jan 2003, 13:36, archived)
# hello sir
hows tricks
(I helped save b3ta! raw-edge, Tue 7 Jan 2003, 13:49, archived)
# well, i'm not sure its a glaswegian invention...
that is an international staple student stunt.

Mind you, I once left one of those plastic bread trays dangling from a statue in bristol in the middle of the night... i wasn't even a student at the time (in full time employment).

It was quite scary, as the statue was twice as tall as me, and was on a plinth that was slightly taller than me... so quite a lot of climbing was involved.

Oh yes, I was stone cold sober as I was the designated driver that evening :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 7 Jan 2003, 13:34, archived)
# And I got a random cheer
from some drunk people hanging around nearby :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 7 Jan 2003, 13:42, archived)
# Which statue?
The one on the triangle? That's a classic for street furniture...
(I helped save b3ta! LP, Tue 7 Jan 2003, 13:44, archived)
# You can always tell when the students are back
'cos the war memorial on the triangle and the statues in front of the Victoria Rooms get new hats.

Oh, and you get woken up at three in the moring by the drunken w**kers.

<EDIT>You from Clifton then? Do I know you?<EDIT>
(I helped save b3ta! TunaBoy should be old enough to know better by now, Tue 7 Jan 2003, 13:47, archived)
# That last sentence taken literally
produced an image in my head that caused me to laugh whilst on the phone to someone.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 7 Jan 2003, 13:49, archived)
# The bloke on the horse
in that square behind the porthouse, and on the other side of the buildings opposite the thekla.
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 7 Jan 2003, 13:52, archived)
# Queen's Square then
I believe I saw that, was it about six months ago?
(I helped save b3ta! TunaBoy should be old enough to know better by now, Tue 7 Jan 2003, 13:56, archived)
# possibly
maybe longer. Can't remember.
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 7 Jan 2003, 13:57, archived)
# the council took it down once and the mayor (or provist for the pedantic)
told them to put it back up.
(I helped save b3ta! alistair, Tue 7 Jan 2003, 13:42, archived)
# I
recall it having three cones on it once but the police took those down....cos thats silly.

If you know glasgow - recall the dino at glasgow uni? Why oh why did nobody ever cone it?
(Squishie, Tue 7 Jan 2003, 14:00, archived)
# That's
Provost

/pedant++
(der_der_der_der_der_british_airfield, Tue 7 Jan 2003, 14:30, archived)