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[challenge entry] He doesn't look too worried...
....but soon his leg will fall off, and then he'll bleed to death

From the Celebrity Death challenge. See all 342 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 19 Oct 2006, 15:24, archived)
# ho ho
Note: Bandwagon which is relevant and not in a new thread:
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 15:26, archived)
# slower the better
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 15:26, archived)
# hahaha
Chainsaw cat for prime minister!

*edit* This board is moving at lightning pace today
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 15:26, archived)
# I know
gone is my beautiful creation

*sobs*
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 15:28, archived)
# There, there Mthreerx
*pats shoulder*
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 15:30, archived)
# I can stop laughing
at last!!!
(duck Quack !, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 15:30, archived)
# Then take this minute to breathe
Before the next comedy hits you like a rubber chicken to the face
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 15:34, archived)
# pearoast it
at double the size

nobody will mind*

*may contain traces of bullshit
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 15:36, archived)
# Or..
he'll fall over, smash his head on the floor causing devastating - but not quite fatal - brain injuries, resulting in a lifetime spent in a vegitative state whilst suffering lots of pain.

I don't like him much.

But then again I don't think he likes me...
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 15:27, archived)
# more violence
more blood
more torture

kill Brand
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 15:29, archived)
# Vunder...ermmm Ful...
Thats Super Ace...
(I helped save b3ta! Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 15:51, archived)