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I cannot decide between eating his own bullshitting self

And dissappearing all the way up his own arse
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Either way, Ian Paisley is my celebrity death.

From the Celebrity Death challenge. See all 342 entries (closed)

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 0:08, archived)

500k ... but heh

BUT TEH IRA ARRR LIARRRS! my mate's dad gassed him once ... woops

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sutton a non-prophet organization!, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 0:10, archived)

Well, 2*250k,

which is a whole different kettle of octopodes.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 0:11, archived)

i don't know about that now Ted

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sutton a non-prophet organization!, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 0:12, archived)

Down with this sort of thing.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 0:15, archived)

Careful now!

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@RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Wed 25 Oct 2006, 0:17, archived)

its

in your pocket there ted

(rodd laughing in the face of failure, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 1:09, archived)

hemust have

gone to speck savers, good one

(rodd laughing in the face of failure, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 0:10, archived)

~~speck~~ spack

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@RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Wed 25 Oct 2006, 0:21, archived)

:o.

(rodd laughing in the face of failure, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 1:01, archived)

Jesus Shitting Christ!

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Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 0:11, archived)

^this

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Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Wed 25 Oct 2006, 0:11, archived)

Is that a Paisley impression?

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 0:12, archived)

no, it's an impression of my reaction.

pretty accurate, I can tell you :P

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Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 0:20, archived)

Whichever way you look at it

That's freaky.

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shrinking man Been away a while, time I ventured back, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 0:13, archived)

I have a friend from NI

and she says 'I believe every word that comes out of that man's mouth.'

All I ever hear from Paisley is 'Paisley, Paisley, Paisley, Paisley, Paisley, Paisley, Paisley, Paisley, Paisley, Paisley, Paisley, Paisley, Paisley, Paisley, Paisley, Paisley, Paisley, Paisley, Paisley, Paisley, Paisley, Paisley, Paisley, Paisley.'

The man should be tried for inciting terrorism and religious hatred.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 0:14, archived)

When I was a kid, we were stopped by some of his 'Third Force' lot

at a 'checkpoint'
JESUS FECKIN' SHIT!
I've staggered pissed out of my mind through a riot & felt safer!
okay, the booze may have had something to do with that

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chunderbunny lacking humus since, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 0:18, archived)

My first tour was in NI.

I have never been as scared.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 0:55, archived)

Paisley

Is a walking definition of bigot

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shrinking man Been away a while, time I ventured back, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 0:19, archived)

on a diet of nothing but cider

*belms*

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Tesco Quality 60.825659, -0.788337, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 0:13, archived)

WINAAAAARRR!!!!

Genius sir
Pure feckin' GENIUS :D

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chunderbunny lacking humus since, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 0:14, archived)

Many Thanks.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 0:15, archived)

when you see this twunt in the pub shout him over, as he's blind

he is me

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sutton a non-prophet organization!, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 0:17, archived)

Hahaha

I likes that muchly...
We won't be hard to spot.
Me & rik shouting 'CUNT' at each other mainly ;)

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chunderbunny lacking humus since, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 0:21, archived)

righty O

..... see you there

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sutton a non-prophet organization!, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 0:22, archived)

be afraid!

i probably won't be shouting cunt as much.

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brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 0:25, archived)

i am ... meeting strange men off the interweb

*fears*

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sutton a non-prophet organization!, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 0:28, archived)

Brian and Eric are fine

worry about Rik. And be thankful I'm not there.

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 0:29, archived)

who is this Rik ... b3ta name is ?

. . . .

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sutton a non-prophet organization!, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 0:31, archived)

Reckless

b3ta.com/users/profile.php?id=4134

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brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 0:33, archived)

ahhhh

yes

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sutton a non-prophet organization!, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 0:34, archived)

AYE WEE TINY SATTAN SO IT IS!

/Rik impression.

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 0:36, archived)

is he ... from .. everywhere ?

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sutton a non-prophet organization!, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 0:39, archived)

Norn Iron

I spent two sessions in the pub with him this weekend. it's fresh in the mammary.

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 0:40, archived)

CUNTS

BREAMING CUNTS!

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 0:24, archived)

what is with all this ... cunting?

.....

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sutton a non-prophet organization!, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 0:30, archived)

a campaign to reclaim the fine word

my good man!

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 0:35, archived)

i hope it goes well !

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sutton a non-prophet organization!, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 0:37, archived)

and if you see this one, in the corner with a jar of raspberry conserve...

take no heed.

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Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Wed 25 Oct 2006, 0:22, archived)

Will where is the P

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sutton a non-prophet organization!, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 0:23, archived)

dropped it...

woops

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Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Wed 25 Oct 2006, 0:25, archived)

Jam toucher.

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@RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Wed 25 Oct 2006, 0:31, archived)

jham....

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sutton a non-prophet organization!, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 0:32, archived)

*fornicates*

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Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Wed 25 Oct 2006, 0:34, archived)

*joins*

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@RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Wed 25 Oct 2006, 0:36, archived)

ooh mate you dropped these

*hands you your lower rib cage*

(UltimateStoat thanks you for helping him help you help us all, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 0:39, archived)

I thought I left them somewhere.

thanks.

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@RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Wed 25 Oct 2006, 0:54, archived)

woo

this still rocks

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Milkman Dan, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 0:33, archived)

CHRIST

*fears*

truely frightening

\edit on further study - the second is more frightening... don't know why.

(parlicoot is warm, cuddly and drinking a nice cup of tea, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 0:15, archived)

A much better reception than I was expecting.

Thanks all 'round.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 0:15, archived)

arrgh

that's deeply disturbing

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Milkman Dan, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 0:19, archived)

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 0:21, archived)

aaaaaaaaagggggggggggghhhhhhh

/hides

(parlicoot is warm, cuddly and drinking a nice cup of tea, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 0:27, archived)

WHOA NOW!

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 0:33, archived)

aaargh

that's awful

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Milkman Dan, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 0:34, archived)

hahahahah

that's fucked up

/edit: does gaijintendo sleep? he's the only person in the top 10 of all the time of day stats

(UltimateStoat thanks you for helping him help you help us all, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 0:26, archived)

Where are these stats of which you speak?

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 0:44, archived)

here:

www.b3ta.com/board_stats/mainboard-users.html
time of day is at the bottom

(UltimateStoat thanks you for helping him help you help us all, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 0:46, archived)

Many thanks.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 0:55, archived)

I thought...

It was Chris Langham
not Paisley

(Ophelia Balls, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 0:38, archived)

I put it to you

that you were wrong.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 0:53, archived)