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[challenge entry] What WMD?


This is my first post so please excuse me if it goes wrong. Enjoy!

From the What Would Jesus Do? challenge. See all 416 entries (closed)

(soyaeatingnun, Tue 14 Nov 2006, 17:24, archived)
# With posts like that
I'm severely doubting your actual nun-ness.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Nov 2006, 17:25, archived)
# I'd like to be a nun. I think it'd be quite cool.
But only for the nice costume and the badness at being naughty.
But a real nun, y'know. None of the plasticy dressing-up shit.
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Tue 14 Nov 2006, 17:26, archived)
# I have a habit and wimple somewhere
I did something very naughty in the park in them. With Freddy Krueger (Halloween).

My costume looked really real though.

I want a latex habit and wimple. Oh yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Nov 2006, 17:27, archived)
#
Halloween
FREAK!
(likeajackhammer, Tue 14 Nov 2006, 17:28, archived)
# I considered being a real nun AGES ago.
But it was AGES ago, before the sex, and after seeing the Sound of Music.
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Tue 14 Nov 2006, 17:29, archived)
# See, I could be a vicar
I could still have sex.

I've been seriously considering vicarring for agood year now.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Nov 2006, 17:30, archived)
# I've considered that too.
I have the whole Dawn French thing going.
Without the excessive fat, chocolate oranges and pants acting ability.

Actually... I'm nothing like Dawn French. I think Jennifer Saunders is a bit lovely though. /Would.
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Tue 14 Nov 2006, 17:32, archived)
# Oh aye.
Definitely. She's clever. I like that.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Nov 2006, 17:33, archived)
# Jennifer Saunders and Emma Thompson in Love Actually.
Such lovely, lovely ladies. And Liz Hurley in Bedazzled. She's so much fun!
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Tue 14 Nov 2006, 17:36, archived)
# Emma Thompson any time, any where.
Especially in that tight tartan dress she wore on Jonathan Ross earlier this week.

Fuck. Ing. Hell.

Plus she's amazingly intelligent, which just sexes her up even more.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Nov 2006, 17:38, archived)
# Amen sister!
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Tue 14 Nov 2006, 17:39, archived)
# come on then, seeing as we're on the subject.
Your top three women you could sleep with if other things weren't a problem.


Me:

Aria Giovanni
Monica Bellucci
Kate Winslet




go.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Nov 2006, 17:41, archived)
# Gaaaaaah! I can't think!
You're right about Kate Winslet. She's rather nice.
Liz Hurley and Emma Thompson, as discussed. Safe options, I feel.
Let me go away and have a think. I shall report back when I see you next!
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Tue 14 Nov 2006, 17:43, archived)
# Google Aria if you're at home though
My. God.

And her boobs are real. She's one of them nicely soft sort of porn stars. I'll find a nice worksafe photo.

www.topsynergy.com/images/famous/Aria_Giovanni_Main.jpg

da.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Nov 2006, 17:46, archived)
# Yeah, I've seen her around... she's OK.
Edit: Me? Work? Darling, working's not my thing ;)
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Tue 14 Nov 2006, 17:48, archived)
# I love her a bit too much.
Ooooh, and Cathy Barry. As long as she doesn't talk.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Nov 2006, 17:51, archived)
# dawn french doesn need to act
she's actually funny

unlike most women "comedians"
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 14 Nov 2006, 17:35, archived)
# She's funny.
Just I don't rate her in Vicar of Dibley.
I prefer David Horton. And Jim... *giggles*.
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Tue 14 Nov 2006, 17:38, archived)
# Victoria Wood's brill.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Nov 2006, 17:39, archived)
# Joan Rivers is caustic. I love her!
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Tue 14 Nov 2006, 17:42, archived)
# Oh yes
Bless her. When I get old I'm going to have more plastic surgery than I should be allowed to. Fuck everyone. 'Smy face, and I want to be something cool, like Cardassian.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Nov 2006, 17:43, archived)
# look at ashleigh off emmerdale!
like zoe tate... the story was that she was a dyke in a small small minded village but still had more partners than jack duckworth!
(likeajackhammer, Tue 14 Nov 2006, 17:32, archived)
# /never watched emmerdale in my life blog
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Nov 2006, 17:34, archived)
# Are Vicars allowed teh sex?
/didn't know

*goes vicar-seducing*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 14 Nov 2006, 17:32, archived)
# Depends how devout they are.
Usually after marriage it's anything goes.
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Tue 14 Nov 2006, 17:33, archived)
# Anglican ones are, I think.
I'm not catholic or owt, nothing too heavy.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Nov 2006, 17:34, archived)
# this year at our halloween party
i was a robot and the missus was a goth slut.

oddly the number of photos in my camera of her rather than the rest of the party peeps, increased in proportion to my blood alcohol levels as the night wore on.
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 14 Nov 2006, 17:32, archived)
# i made a latex wimple once.
it was fun.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 14 Nov 2006, 17:28, archived)
# :O
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Nov 2006, 17:30, archived)
# urgh I hate nuns...evil...shear fucking evil

(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 14 Nov 2006, 17:31, archived)
# Bad experiences...?
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Tue 14 Nov 2006, 17:34, archived)
# yea, an evil devils bitch hound of a headmistress at primary school

(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 14 Nov 2006, 17:37, archived)
# ...you went to a convent school?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Nov 2006, 17:39, archived)
# no..just a catholic primary school

with an evil bint running it
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 14 Nov 2006, 17:43, archived)
# I hate horrible old ladies.
I'm going to be a nice old lady. Just Cardassian.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Nov 2006, 17:46, archived)
# nightmares?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Nov 2006, 17:35, archived)
# woo
(jammsoftheclanns live forever or die trying, Tue 14 Nov 2006, 17:26, archived)
# oh dear
welcome, you've reached the right level.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 14 Nov 2006, 17:26, archived)
# Now see
THAT might turn me to religion.

Perfectly decent first post IMHO, hallo. Pull up a Steve Irwin, grab a domo, etc.
(I helped save b3ta! D'artisan is lesser spotted, lesser spotted like a Tiger, Tue 14 Nov 2006, 17:27, archived)
# welcome to the nut house!...you'll never leave :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 14 Nov 2006, 17:28, archived)
# Inappropriate cockage you say?



(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 14 Nov 2006, 17:31, archived)
# arf
i demand this be in some sort of imperial war museum.
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 14 Nov 2006, 17:37, archived)