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(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 22:28, archived)
# hahaha
Now THAT, I would pay to see.
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 22:32, archived)
# Starring Fanji as Joe Pasquale
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 22:33, archived)
# Hurrah!
I had Joe Pasquale as Frankenstein's monster earlier. He's such a panto staple :)
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 22:33, archived)
# I believe that Joe
is playing Brian Blessed in the new production of "A Blessed Life"
/edit And that nice Mr. Toast did this pic of me!
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 22:35, archived)
# Now that's great casting!
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 22:38, archived)
# Happy Birfday!
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 22:44, archived)
# Is it your birthday
in real life?
Many hippy retruns
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 22:47, archived)
# I have reason to believe it is your birthday.
Happy happy happy happy birthday birthday birthday happy birthday happy birthday tooooo yooooouuuu
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 22:50, archived)
# Haha!
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 22:34, archived)
# I think it's a reference to the Klan

(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 22:35, archived)
# Oh Christ!
You're right. I think I need an eye test because I'm missing lots of stuff lately :-S
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 22:38, archived)
# hey if will smith is the fresh price of bel-air
isn't uncle phil the fresh king of bel-air?
and why isn't Carlton the prince?
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 22:38, archived)
# Carlton
should be bloody well hung
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 22:39, archived)
# why, because he's black?
RACIST!!
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 22:41, archived)
# he means cartlon is hung like a horse.
I've seen him in the late night.
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 22:44, archived)
# He's BLACK?
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 22:45, archived)
# There's no such thing as Black people
The Elders just made it up to scare little kids.
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 22:51, archived)
# Is that why
the elders invented Michael Jackson?
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 22:55, archived)
# They used the left over bits
from making Celine Dion to make Michael Jackson.
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 22:56, archived)
# you have your royal lines mixed up Dr D
i'm kingsuperspecial, my son is princesuperspecial
but my nephew is not necessarily a prince, just some guy who drinks meths out of a paper bag

it's a similar deal with the fresh prince and his kinsfolk as far as i can remember...
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 22:41, archived)
# but will smith's mother isn't the fresh queen.
and will is a bastard so there's no king.
and will lives in uncle phils house in bel-air and he's the fresh prince.
but his mom lives in philidaphia.
what the hell?
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 22:43, archived)
# I agree
At the beginning of EVERY SNGLE EPISODE he clearly states,

I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called bel-air

...and yet by the end of the song, we are none the wiser. I demand answers.
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 22:48, archived)
# I demand
a rebate of my license fee
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 22:49, archived)
#
Dear Mr Smith,

We at b3ta are a tad confused as to the following items:

1. you claim to be the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air, yet no mention of a Fresh King or Fresh Queen;
2. you clearly state in the opening credits “let me tell you the story of how I became the Prince of Bel-Air”, but never do;
3. are there Fresh Princes of other cities/suburbs of the United States?

Lots of love


(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 22:57, archived)
# *signs*
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 23:03, archived)
# ^^this
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 23:11, archived)
# ^^this.
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 23:32, archived)