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[challenge entry] 'And I thought they smelled bad... On the outside'!

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(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 24 Nov 2006, 15:36, archived)
# Best yet!!
WOO
(I helped save b3ta! cooler_king That's no moon!, Fri 24 Nov 2006, 15:37, archived)
# ooh
dont think the guys inside will like it when he cuts it open.
(hulkster, Fri 24 Nov 2006, 15:39, archived)
# He can snuggle up beside them...
(I helped save b3ta! Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Fri 24 Nov 2006, 15:47, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 24 Nov 2006, 15:39, archived)
# Excell. Ent!
Tripe for dinner, methinks.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 24 Nov 2006, 15:39, archived)
# you're a rear ender if ever i saw one
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 24 Nov 2006, 15:39, archived)
# "It's possible Commander Skywalker came in the South Entrance"
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 24 Nov 2006, 15:39, archived)
# ha ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 24 Nov 2006, 15:40, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Spiffing!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 24 Nov 2006, 15:39, archived)
# Haha! These are getting better!
Have a

(Chungo Has been fapping non-stop since, Fri 24 Nov 2006, 15:39, archived)
# is that this~a~way or that~a~way?
my oh my
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 24 Nov 2006, 15:41, archived)
# no, that's wordy, not wizbit
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 24 Nov 2006, 15:41, archived)
# Yep its wordy
From words and pictures.
(Chungo Has been fapping non-stop since, Fri 24 Nov 2006, 15:42, archived)
# my childhood has become one giant blur
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 24 Nov 2006, 15:43, archived)
# I can remember my childhood
Its my short term memory thats shot to shit.
Where the fuck am I?
(Chungo Has been fapping non-stop since, Fri 24 Nov 2006, 15:44, archived)
# You are in a dark room, there are exits to N,S,W
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 24 Nov 2006, 15:47, archived)
# Pick up sword
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Fri 24 Nov 2006, 15:48, archived)
# attack the halflingL20!
/rolls dice
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Fri 24 Nov 2006, 15:49, archived)
# Oh no,
memories of being stuck on the Hitch hikers guide adventure game
(Chungo Has been fapping non-stop since, Fri 24 Nov 2006, 15:51, archived)
# I think it was The Speccy Version of the Hobbit or Lord of the Rings that had a Dungeon..
That you just Couldn't get out of...
You had to switch the whole game off an reload it.. Now that's Frustrating
(I helped save b3ta! Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Fri 24 Nov 2006, 15:54, archived)
# You never tried getting someone to pick you up,
then climbing out of the window?

/The Hobbit
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 24 Nov 2006, 15:57, archived)
# The Adventure Games chap in Your Sinclair said it was Impossible...
And I just kind of bowed to his superior knowledge...
But I should have been bowing to you..
*Bows*
*Digs Out Speccy*
*Bows*
*Starts to load and does many more bows whilst loading*
(I helped save b3ta! Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Fri 24 Nov 2006, 16:03, archived)
#
DIG
SMASH TRAP DOOR (until it breaks. Under it is the 'Curious Key', which Thorin takes)
SAY TO THORIN "OPEN WINDOW"
SAY TO THORIN "PICK ME UP"
SAY TO THORIN "WEST"

I vaguely remember it may have been another game that had an inescapable dungeon as a piss-take.


Edit: Speccy solutions are all over t'internet.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 24 Nov 2006, 16:06, archived)
# That's Exactly It!
You are the Star...
What about Lords of Midnite.. any Tips?
(I helped save b3ta! Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Fri 24 Nov 2006, 16:14, archived)
# hmm, where might i be able to download that?
i never got to play it, cos i'm under 30. (tho not by much, now)
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Fri 24 Nov 2006, 15:55, archived)
# Erm... I'm sure you could find it
Hiding somewhere on google.
I'd look for you but work won't let me view anything that involves computer games.

Haha yeah, yet I can view b3ta lol.
(Chungo Has been fapping non-stop since, Fri 24 Nov 2006, 15:56, archived)
# OK, I admit, I could escape from the Goblin's Dungeon...
...but I couldn't get a babel fish in my ear.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 24 Nov 2006, 15:58, archived)
# I managed that
I was stuck on Zaphod's ship, marvin wouldn't let me through the door.... the shit.
(Chungo Has been fapping non-stop since, Fri 24 Nov 2006, 16:01, archived)
# How FFS?
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 24 Nov 2006, 16:03, archived)
# It was soo long ago
I think you had to throw it or something stupid and it rebounds in your ear? I remember it being totally random.
(Chungo Has been fapping non-stop since, Fri 24 Nov 2006, 16:06, archived)
# Arse
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 24 Nov 2006, 16:07, archived)
# Arse indeed
Fecking game.

I think you can still play it online somewhere.
(Chungo Has been fapping non-stop since, Fri 24 Nov 2006, 16:10, archived)
# Wasn't it
that whenever you used the dispenser, it'd shoot out and fall down a drain or something?

You had to block what it fell down, try again, then then find a way to block the next thing it fell down.

You can play the game on the BBC website.
(I helped save b3ta! SpoonMeiser, Fri 24 Nov 2006, 16:15, archived)
# Ahh yeah
I can't remember, use your cock
(Chungo Has been fapping non-stop since, Fri 24 Nov 2006, 16:24, archived)
# Your lack of knowledge of early eighties learning aid characters
disturbs me.
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Fri 24 Nov 2006, 15:44, archived)
# Dark Towers rocked
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 24 Nov 2006, 15:44, archived)
# Agreed...
And that Theme Tune.. Oooh Creepy...
'Badger Girl' Sucked the Big one though...
I Think there was one about an Alien Kid...

Hurrah
"why Don't you Build yourself a Word
Build yourself a Word with an 'E'"
(I helped save b3ta! Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Fri 24 Nov 2006, 15:46, archived)
# the theme....
www.lookandread.myby.co.uk/downloads/music/LR-1981-DarkTowers.mp3
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 24 Nov 2006, 15:48, archived)
# Nice Work!
(I helped save b3ta! Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Fri 24 Nov 2006, 15:50, archived)
# Hot piss!
Derek Griffiths is the king of kids tv themes.
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Fri 24 Nov 2006, 15:52, archived)
# Ahhh that's the Chap...
He did 'em all on that Show...
(I helped save b3ta! Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Fri 24 Nov 2006, 15:55, archived)
# It certainly did!
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 24 Nov 2006, 15:47, archived)
# Oh did they fall down?
(Chungo Has been fapping non-stop since, Fri 24 Nov 2006, 15:48, archived)
# Agreed!
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Fri 24 Nov 2006, 15:50, archived)
# hehehehe
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Fri 24 Nov 2006, 15:48, archived)
# Haha
Wordy got all teh pussy!
(Chungo Has been fapping non-stop since, Fri 24 Nov 2006, 15:59, archived)
# Hahahaha!
I'l lovin' these squire!
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Fri 24 Nov 2006, 15:39, archived)
# hahaha
what a great series :)
(parlicoot is warm, cuddly and drinking a nice cup of tea, Fri 24 Nov 2006, 15:40, archived)
# Yay for riding stuff!
(I helped save b3ta! cooler_king That's no moon!, Fri 24 Nov 2006, 15:42, archived)
# I rilly rilly rilly like this
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 24 Nov 2006, 15:45, archived)
# Aceness!
A Comedy (Taun-)Taunight!
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 24 Nov 2006, 16:00, archived)
# ha - didn't see your title before x
(optiplex, Fri 24 Nov 2006, 16:26, archived)
# WONDERFUL!
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Fri 24 Nov 2006, 23:27, archived)