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[challenge entry] 'And I thought they smelled bad... On the outside'!

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(, Fri 24 Nov 2006, 15:36, archived)
# Best yet!!
WOO
(, Fri 24 Nov 2006, 15:37, archived)
# ooh
dont think the guys inside will like it when he cuts it open.
(, Fri 24 Nov 2006, 15:39, archived)
# He can snuggle up beside them...
(, Fri 24 Nov 2006, 15:47, archived)
# haha!
(, Fri 24 Nov 2006, 15:39, archived)
# Excell. Ent!
Tripe for dinner, methinks.
(, Fri 24 Nov 2006, 15:39, archived)
# you're a rear ender if ever i saw one
:D
(, Fri 24 Nov 2006, 15:39, archived)
# "It's possible Commander Skywalker came in the South Entrance"
(, Fri 24 Nov 2006, 15:39, archived)
# ha ha ha ha!
(, Fri 24 Nov 2006, 15:40, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Spiffing!
(, Fri 24 Nov 2006, 15:39, archived)
# Haha! These are getting better!
Have a

(, Fri 24 Nov 2006, 15:39, archived)
# is that this~a~way or that~a~way?
my oh my
(, Fri 24 Nov 2006, 15:41, archived)
# no, that's wordy, not wizbit
(, Fri 24 Nov 2006, 15:41, archived)
# Yep its wordy
From words and pictures.
(, Fri 24 Nov 2006, 15:42, archived)
# my childhood has become one giant blur
(, Fri 24 Nov 2006, 15:43, archived)
# I can remember my childhood
Its my short term memory thats shot to shit.
Where the fuck am I?
(, Fri 24 Nov 2006, 15:44, archived)
# You are in a dark room, there are exits to N,S,W
(, Fri 24 Nov 2006, 15:47, archived)
# Pick up sword
(, Fri 24 Nov 2006, 15:48, archived)
# attack the halflingL20!
/rolls dice
(, Fri 24 Nov 2006, 15:49, archived)
# Oh no,
memories of being stuck on the Hitch hikers guide adventure game
(, Fri 24 Nov 2006, 15:51, archived)
# I think it was The Speccy Version of the Hobbit or Lord of the Rings that had a Dungeon..
That you just Couldn't get out of...
You had to switch the whole game off an reload it.. Now that's Frustrating
(, Fri 24 Nov 2006, 15:54, archived)
# You never tried getting someone to pick you up,
then climbing out of the window?

/The Hobbit
(, Fri 24 Nov 2006, 15:57, archived)
# The Adventure Games chap in Your Sinclair said it was Impossible...
And I just kind of bowed to his superior knowledge...
But I should have been bowing to you..
*Bows*
*Digs Out Speccy*
*Bows*
*Starts to load and does many more bows whilst loading*
(, Fri 24 Nov 2006, 16:03, archived)
#
DIG
SMASH TRAP DOOR (until it breaks. Under it is the 'Curious Key', which Thorin takes)
SAY TO THORIN "OPEN WINDOW"
SAY TO THORIN "PICK ME UP"
SAY TO THORIN "WEST"

I vaguely remember it may have been another game that had an inescapable dungeon as a piss-take.


Edit: Speccy solutions are all over t'internet.
(, Fri 24 Nov 2006, 16:06, archived)
# That's Exactly It!
You are the Star...
What about Lords of Midnite.. any Tips?
(, Fri 24 Nov 2006, 16:14, archived)
# hmm, where might i be able to download that?
i never got to play it, cos i'm under 30. (tho not by much, now)
(, Fri 24 Nov 2006, 15:55, archived)
# Erm... I'm sure you could find it
Hiding somewhere on google.
I'd look for you but work won't let me view anything that involves computer games.

Haha yeah, yet I can view b3ta lol.
(, Fri 24 Nov 2006, 15:56, archived)
# OK, I admit, I could escape from the Goblin's Dungeon...
...but I couldn't get a babel fish in my ear.
(, Fri 24 Nov 2006, 15:58, archived)
# I managed that
I was stuck on Zaphod's ship, marvin wouldn't let me through the door.... the shit.
(, Fri 24 Nov 2006, 16:01, archived)
# How FFS?
(, Fri 24 Nov 2006, 16:03, archived)
# It was soo long ago
I think you had to throw it or something stupid and it rebounds in your ear? I remember it being totally random.
(, Fri 24 Nov 2006, 16:06, archived)
# Arse
(, Fri 24 Nov 2006, 16:07, archived)
# Arse indeed
Fecking game.

I think you can still play it online somewhere.
(, Fri 24 Nov 2006, 16:10, archived)
# Wasn't it
that whenever you used the dispenser, it'd shoot out and fall down a drain or something?

You had to block what it fell down, try again, then then find a way to block the next thing it fell down.

You can play the game on the BBC website.
(, Fri 24 Nov 2006, 16:15, archived)
# Ahh yeah
I can't remember, use your cock
(, Fri 24 Nov 2006, 16:24, archived)
# Your lack of knowledge of early eighties learning aid characters
disturbs me.
(, Fri 24 Nov 2006, 15:44, archived)
# Dark Towers rocked
(, Fri 24 Nov 2006, 15:44, archived)
# Agreed...
And that Theme Tune.. Oooh Creepy...
'Badger Girl' Sucked the Big one though...
I Think there was one about an Alien Kid...

Hurrah
"why Don't you Build yourself a Word
Build yourself a Word with an 'E'"
(, Fri 24 Nov 2006, 15:46, archived)
# the theme....
(, Fri 24 Nov 2006, 15:48, archived)
# Nice Work!
(, Fri 24 Nov 2006, 15:50, archived)
# Hot piss!
Derek Griffiths is the king of kids tv themes.
(, Fri 24 Nov 2006, 15:52, archived)
# Ahhh that's the Chap...
He did 'em all on that Show...
(, Fri 24 Nov 2006, 15:55, archived)
# It certainly did!
(, Fri 24 Nov 2006, 15:47, archived)
# Oh did they fall down?
(, Fri 24 Nov 2006, 15:48, archived)
# Agreed!
(, Fri 24 Nov 2006, 15:50, archived)
# hehehehe
(, Fri 24 Nov 2006, 15:48, archived)
# Haha
Wordy got all teh pussy!
(, Fri 24 Nov 2006, 15:59, archived)
# Hahahaha!
I'l lovin' these squire!
(, Fri 24 Nov 2006, 15:39, archived)
# hahaha
what a great series :)
(, Fri 24 Nov 2006, 15:40, archived)
# Yay for riding stuff!
(, Fri 24 Nov 2006, 15:42, archived)
# I rilly rilly rilly like this
*click*
(, Fri 24 Nov 2006, 15:45, archived)
# Aceness!
A Comedy (Taun-)Taunight!
(, Fri 24 Nov 2006, 16:00, archived)
# ha - didn't see your title before x
(, Fri 24 Nov 2006, 16:26, archived)
# WONDERFUL!
(, Fri 24 Nov 2006, 23:27, archived)