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[challenge entry] bring your kids too, they'll love it :)

'ning all

From the Extreme Panto challenge. See all 247 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 27 Nov 2006, 9:47, archived)
# 'ning Jecc!
Had a good weekend?
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 27 Nov 2006, 9:49, archived)
# haven't fecking stopped :)
need a beer, badly :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 27 Nov 2006, 9:50, archived)
# Hehehe.

(I helped save b3ta! Curis, Mon 27 Nov 2006, 9:49, archived)
# pffft!
what in the hell?!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Mon 27 Nov 2006, 9:50, archived)
# Because.
(I helped save b3ta! Curis, Mon 27 Nov 2006, 9:54, archived)
# best of all the reasons.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Mon 27 Nov 2006, 9:55, archived)
# mogguh sire
I just looked up what Oryctologist means. I feel I've already learned something today.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 27 Nov 2006, 10:26, archived)
# Oryctologist
n. 1. One versed in oryctology.

Woo! I feel brainier already!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 27 Nov 2006, 10:29, archived)
# use this information
to outwit your mates today
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 27 Nov 2006, 10:42, archived)
# i found out that oryctologist is actually a paleontologist.
but Orycteropus Afer is the latin word for Aardvark. so therefore an oryctologist is actually an Aardvark-professional.

100% fact! (oh, and goedemorgen!)
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Mon 27 Nov 2006, 10:31, archived)
# Aardvark-professional
Now that would look ace on a business card!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 27 Nov 2006, 10:37, archived)
# i should print some of those.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Mon 27 Nov 2006, 10:38, archived)
# I always wanted one with 'interim poppendokter'

In fact, on my visa while crossing the Mexican-Guatemala border, my profession was just that! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 27 Nov 2006, 10:41, archived)
# hahaha!
briljant!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Mon 27 Nov 2006, 10:45, archived)
# i got twentysevenseconds to go
i got twentysevenseconds to go
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Mon 27 Nov 2006, 9:53, archived)
# hahaha
it's funny because it's sex :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 27 Nov 2006, 9:57, archived)
# you're up on my PB of 14 seconds
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 27 Nov 2006, 10:02, archived)
# Are you trying to get slower, or faster?
I've got it down to 8.64
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Mon 27 Nov 2006, 10:06, archived)
# I had a friend who had a friend, who's friend could finish off in 2 seconds
for obvious reasons, I didn't believe my friend
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 27 Nov 2006, 10:07, archived)
# I would like to meet this man so I could quiz him about it.
I was once introduced to a friend of a friend that lost one of his nuts doing a mangina on his 21st birthday, in front of everyone at the party. He crushed one really badly and when he got to hospital they discovered it was cancerous and removed it.

Having heard this story before I met him, I was forced to avoid him all night, such was my urge to shout MANGINA at him repeatedly.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Mon 27 Nov 2006, 10:17, archived)
# Ouch!
It reminds me that slogan, "I know, let's nibble Nobby's Nuts!"
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 27 Nov 2006, 10:26, archived)
# NIBBLE NOBBY'S NUTS?
NIBBLE NOBBY'S NUTS?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Mon 27 Nov 2006, 10:51, archived)
# :|
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Mon 27 Nov 2006, 10:31, archived)
# Heh
I need to go to bed.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Mon 27 Nov 2006, 10:40, archived)
# what time is it there?
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Mon 27 Nov 2006, 10:43, archived)
# It's a quarter to ten, but I didn't sleep last night.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Mon 27 Nov 2006, 10:47, archived)
# G'night Sir!
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 27 Nov 2006, 10:52, archived)
# Hahaha
Good 'ning all
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 27 Nov 2006, 10:05, archived)
# What the frick was that that suddenly raced past?
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 27 Nov 2006, 10:06, archived)
# smug bastard with his morning croissant!
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Mon 27 Nov 2006, 10:07, archived)
# Mornington Croissant?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 27 Nov 2006, 10:08, archived)
# I was there recently for a gig
not at the tube station at KOKOS
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 27 Nov 2006, 10:10, archived)
# huzzah!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 27 Nov 2006, 10:10, archived)
# Pffft
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 27 Nov 2006, 10:15, archived)
# arrgghh
teh smug!
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 27 Nov 2006, 10:06, archived)
# awesome
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Mon 27 Nov 2006, 10:07, archived)
# Argh!
(I helped save b3ta! Curis, Mon 27 Nov 2006, 10:09, archived)
# This cracks me up!
EDIT: Although I saw this the other day, I should have said "This still cracks me up!"
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 27 Nov 2006, 10:21, archived)
# yeah
I made this one yesterday.

I'm not about to post it everyday though*, don't worry

*every other day
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 27 Nov 2006, 10:27, archived)
# ok NING as in
good mor-NING
or
No Im Not Gaying
(hammyknight, Mon 27 Nov 2006, 11:21, archived)
# yes
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 27 Nov 2006, 11:34, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Mon 27 Nov 2006, 10:05, archived)
# *fawns*
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Mon 27 Nov 2006, 10:07, archived)
# here's a closer view:
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Mon 27 Nov 2006, 10:10, archived)
# *kisses forehead*
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Mon 27 Nov 2006, 10:16, archived)
# love you long time!
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Mon 27 Nov 2006, 10:18, archived)
# *stands to attention*
'ning!
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Mon 27 Nov 2006, 9:54, archived)
# 'ning jeccy!
and good work old boy!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Mon 27 Nov 2006, 10:02, archived)
# cheers, thanks ta :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 27 Nov 2006, 10:03, archived)
# woo!
ver' good
(likeajackhammer, Mon 27 Nov 2006, 10:03, archived)
# haha 'ning!
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Mon 27 Nov 2006, 10:07, archived)