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[challenge entry] CILLIT BANG, THE PANTO!!!!!


YAY

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(Brass 2006 Don't like me? Then I don't like you., Tue 28 Nov 2006, 18:47, archived)
# yay!
*edit*
yay!!!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 28 Nov 2006, 18:47, archived)
# all good ideas
Thanks
(Brass 2006 Don't like me? Then I don't like you., Tue 28 Nov 2006, 18:48, archived)
# sadly I only have one idea every 6 weeks
and it's the same idea each time
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 28 Nov 2006, 18:49, archived)
# Oh bless,
You are trying to do it right, I can tell.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 28 Nov 2006, 18:47, archived)
# that's why I'm not being nazi
:D

happy teim!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 28 Nov 2006, 18:48, archived)
# I'm off to register as Brass 2007.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 28 Nov 2006, 19:02, archived)
# yay
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 28 Nov 2006, 19:17, archived)
# have you tried
polonium 210
(I helped save b3ta! BadBadman saw an incorrect comma placement on, Tue 28 Nov 2006, 18:48, archived)
# how many elements can you name in ....
10 seconds?

yes, I'm that bored
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 28 Nov 2006, 18:49, archived)
# 9.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 28 Nov 2006, 18:50, archived)
# me
exactly 1
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 28 Nov 2006, 18:53, archived)
#
earth wind water fire

named em all :D
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 28 Nov 2006, 18:54, archived)
# yup
the 4 true elements that scientists will eventually discover :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 28 Nov 2006, 18:54, archived)
# What about that film, the fifth element
But what exactly was the fifth element anyway?
(Brass 2006 Don't like me? Then I don't like you., Tue 28 Nov 2006, 18:57, archived)
#
meelar yokoveech
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 28 Nov 2006, 18:58, archived)
# Mmmmmmmmm
'thermal bandages'...
(I helped save b3ta! TunaBoy should be old enough to know better by now, Tue 28 Nov 2006, 18:59, archived)
# hmmm
elasterplast.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 28 Nov 2006, 19:00, archived)
# I think it was the cosmic string that tied them together
deep eh
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 28 Nov 2006, 18:58, archived)
# You forgot
luuuuuuuuuuuurve.

Or was that Milla Jovovich?

edit - Miiiind piiiisssss!
(I helped save b3ta! TunaBoy should be old enough to know better by now, Tue 28 Nov 2006, 18:57, archived)
#
all of them, probably
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 28 Nov 2006, 18:50, archived)
# cor
you must be full of chemicals
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 28 Nov 2006, 18:53, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/6582655
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 28 Nov 2006, 18:54, archived)
#
http://www.b3ta.com/board/6582658
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 28 Nov 2006, 18:55, archived)
# In ten seconds? Not many.
11
(Brass 2006 Don't like me? Then I don't like you., Tue 28 Nov 2006, 18:52, archived)
# I think I just saw a ninja!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 28 Nov 2006, 18:54, archived)
# then it wasn't a ninja
they move without being seen.

like a woman in a burqa
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 28 Nov 2006, 18:55, archived)
# I was using my pirate senses
arrr
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 28 Nov 2006, 18:56, archived)
# when i was in year 10 i tried to write a song
called Dysprosium... i think it's number 72. But i can name all the elements just not in ten seconds because i'm hardcore.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 28 Nov 2006, 18:59, archived)
# singing about them is fun
but mixing them together and using them for evil is probably more productive in the long run :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 28 Nov 2006, 19:01, archived)
#
you take two hydrogens, an oxygen... and a fuck load of francium.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 28 Nov 2006, 19:03, archived)
# Good luck finding a fuckload of Francium.
It has a half-life of less than quarter of an hour, and there's less than a kilo of it on the planet.

You might want to try Caesium though. There's plenty of that and it makes a nice enough 'pop'...
(I helped save b3ta! TunaBoy should be old enough to know better by now, Tue 28 Nov 2006, 19:06, archived)
# yesh I know. but being an evil genius
you're not supposed to have a plan that works now are you.

/i'm a physicist btw.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 28 Nov 2006, 19:07, archived)
# And now that lot is 1/8th gone.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 28 Nov 2006, 19:09, archived)
# fucking crap investment that was
I've got nothing to show for it except these burn marks

*drops dead*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 28 Nov 2006, 19:20, archived)
# What is year 10?
besides 'Manley is old'?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 28 Nov 2006, 19:07, archived)
#
year 10 is *thinks back to youth*

14 to 15 years old.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 28 Nov 2006, 19:08, archived)
# Ta.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 28 Nov 2006, 19:19, archived)
# i'd start with all the ones starting with "un"
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 28 Nov 2006, 18:55, archived)
# does that include
unun?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 28 Nov 2006, 18:56, archived)
# Technically,
i think ununium would be the same element as Sodium (from the root un coming from the Greek 'ena' for one).

/Geek point.
(I helped save b3ta! TunaBoy should be old enough to know better by now, Tue 28 Nov 2006, 19:03, archived)
# how about
so is nun an element?

unun

*edited several thousand times*
(Brass 2006 Don't like me? Then I don't like you., Tue 28 Nov 2006, 18:58, archived)
# yes
a very sexy element
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 28 Nov 2006, 18:59, archived)
# Neon
And Mercury

One is a car made by Chrysler, and the other is a car company owned by Ford
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Tue 28 Nov 2006, 19:05, archived)
# all the Russians are doing it!
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 28 Nov 2006, 18:49, archived)
# Arf!
Although any other toxic metal would work equally well.
(I helped save b3ta! TunaBoy should be old enough to know better by now, Tue 28 Nov 2006, 18:51, archived)
# Oh dear.


You're in for a rough time methinks...
(I helped save b3ta! TunaBoy should be old enough to know better by now, Tue 28 Nov 2006, 18:49, archived)
# Why?
First post, own pic, properly hosted, b3ta-ish humour... tiny bit too big but what the hell, it's a great start.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 28 Nov 2006, 19:02, archived)
# Something to do with the three (now deleted) posts below
which he screwed up.

Hence the (very gentle) naziism. Could have just started yelling obscenities...
(I helped save b3ta! TunaBoy should be old enough to know better by now, Tue 28 Nov 2006, 19:14, archived)
# All your bases etc.
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Tue 28 Nov 2006, 18:58, archived)
# In my mind, he's wearing an L-Plate
(Woody999, Tue 28 Nov 2006, 19:05, archived)
# Hello :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 28 Nov 2006, 19:03, archived)
# Hello!
Welcome aboard
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Tue 28 Nov 2006, 19:09, archived)
# Make it smaller
(50k ish like the FAQ you were meant to read says) and you'll get along fine here
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 28 Nov 2006, 19:47, archived)