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[challenge entry] This is the first time I've tried to write anything french since I was 14...

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(geekboy Hillbilly., Wed 29 Nov 2006, 9:57, archived)
# it is not your arse?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 29 Nov 2006, 9:58, archived)
# This^ ?
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 29 Nov 2006, 9:59, archived)
#
J'ai un poisson, son nom est Gilbert. Il aime jouer aux échecs et fumer des cigares. Je crains pour sa sûreté parfois, mais Gilbert m'assure toujours qu'il sait ce qu'il fait, et que pendant un jour je comprendrai
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 29 Nov 2006, 10:02, archived)
# Oui.
Tu est un jambon chat
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 29 Nov 2006, 10:04, archived)
# you are a ham cat?
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 29 Nov 2006, 10:07, archived)
# ham cat!
(I helped save b3ta! Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Wed 29 Nov 2006, 10:09, archived)
# Touchez le jambon
vous l'aimez
(TooMuchCoffee Lies about having too much coffee, Wed 29 Nov 2006, 10:19, archived)
# My knowledge of french is ropey
All I know is: ham, cat, swimming pool, cheese and a few placefiller words.
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 29 Nov 2006, 10:10, archived)
# here's a good one
anticonsitutionellement
it's their version of our longest word, and of course they have to make it longer...
(niceandwarmandhot vive la résistance, Wed 29 Nov 2006, 10:40, archived)
# Ah, Gilbert!
Quelle dommage!
(I helped save b3ta! Nikfuf Eetr Northern Midlander, Wed 29 Nov 2006, 10:14, archived)
# griffin saver
have you got a proper panda? i used to have one of them til it failed its MOT :'( loved that car.
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 29 Nov 2006, 11:12, archived)
# il est dans votre derriere
or perhaps not ...
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Wed 29 Nov 2006, 9:58, archived)
#
It's supposed to be "He is not behind you", but my french is decidely ropey (as is BabelFish).

I feel confused now.
(geekboy Hillbilly., Wed 29 Nov 2006, 10:58, archived)
#
ah, wrong you though, should be "tu" not "vous"
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 29 Nov 2006, 11:11, archived)
#
Ah.

I'd have had better luck in German, but then the joke wouldn't have worked (not that it did anyway).
(geekboy Hillbilly., Wed 29 Nov 2006, 11:16, archived)
# la plume de ma taunte
est pres de la chaise de ma taunte
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 29 Nov 2006, 10:00, archived)
# Ah Oui.
Mon Jambon avec fromage est dans la picine! C'est flamme!
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 29 Nov 2006, 10:02, archived)
# Ou est le papier, il fe manure.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Wed 29 Nov 2006, 10:04, archived)
# Bon.
Mon aéroglisseur est plein des anguilles.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 29 Nov 2006, 10:11, archived)
# La chat est sur la table.
Vous etez un fan de Eddie Izzard.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 29 Nov 2006, 10:16, archived)
# ce n'est pas bingy bongy bingy bong
c'est ce vouz dit? poutain!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 29 Nov 2006, 10:23, archived)
# Pas du tout!
Je ne c'est pas un poutin!


As well you know!
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 29 Nov 2006, 10:25, archived)
# cracking stuff
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 29 Nov 2006, 10:26, archived)
# Agreed :)
Must get round to buying all of those DVDs again... My bitch ex nicked them off me.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 29 Nov 2006, 10:27, archived)
# et le sange est dans le arbre,
le souris est sous la chaise
(b3tan senseless is slowly getting older, Wed 29 Nov 2006, 10:24, archived)
# wiwi
la souris est sous la chaise . fon fon fon fon fonfon
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Wed 29 Nov 2006, 10:31, archived)
# merde chaude!
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 29 Nov 2006, 10:02, archived)
# Hot shit?
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 29 Nov 2006, 10:05, archived)
# ^^^ this
arf
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Wed 29 Nov 2006, 10:06, archived)
# ICH HEISSE MUGAU.
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Wed 29 Nov 2006, 10:05, archived)
# ich mochte gern dein hund sein
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 29 Nov 2006, 10:06, archived)
# ich liebe leder und gummi
hast du die grosse wurst?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 29 Nov 2006, 10:24, archived)
# hahahaha
nein, die habe ich schon aufgegessen
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Wed 29 Nov 2006, 10:26, archived)
# ich habe einen shonen pimmel
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 29 Nov 2006, 10:29, archived)
# darf ich ihn anfassen, bitte

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Wed 29 Nov 2006, 10:37, archived)
# wie komme ich am besten zum krankenhaus bitte.
das ist um die ecke.

apparently um die ecke bringen (bring round the corner) means to kill somebody..
(b3tan senseless is slowly getting older, Wed 29 Nov 2006, 10:26, archived)
# brill
going to say that loudly in my german-heavy area, see what looks i get
edit: but 'taking a corner' in my house means farting. just so you know
(niceandwarmandhot vive la résistance, Wed 29 Nov 2006, 10:31, archived)
# du bringst mich auf die palme
(you send me up the palm tree)
means you drive me crazy, you enrage me etc...
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Wed 29 Nov 2006, 10:34, archived)
# Du hast das hier verloren: "T"

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Wed 29 Nov 2006, 10:06, archived)
# hahah
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 29 Nov 2006, 10:08, archived)
# MEIN KOPF IST GEBROKEN. MEIN BEIN TUT VEH.
ES TUT VEH ES TUT VEH ES TUT VEH
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Wed 29 Nov 2006, 10:09, archived)
# Die, allied Schweinehund! Mein Leben!

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Wed 29 Nov 2006, 10:12, archived)
# mange tout rodders
(Darth Penders, Wed 29 Nov 2006, 10:07, archived)
# bonnet de douche rodney
bonnet de douche
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 29 Nov 2006, 10:09, archived)
# bouillabaise mon ami!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 29 Nov 2006, 10:45, archived)
# Mmmmmm.....
....14
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Wed 29 Nov 2006, 10:11, archived)
# Zut alores
mon petit jambon tete
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Wed 29 Nov 2006, 10:13, archived)
# Ohaiyo gozaimasu!
Wa ka ri ma sen, geekboy-san.

It is not arse you lot?
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 29 Nov 2006, 10:16, archived)
# che cosa e lo stucciacatori di polli?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 29 Nov 2006, 10:25, archived)
# fala inglês?
(niceandwarmandhot vive la résistance, Wed 29 Nov 2006, 10:30, archived)
#
Eh?

I feel like the village idiot.
(geekboy Hillbilly., Wed 29 Nov 2006, 11:03, archived)