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(Philosophacles Now is my chance to be funny, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 7:50, archived)
# ha ha and indeed
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 30 Nov 2006, 7:52, archived)
# you still would though....

'ning
(I helped save b3ta! surfpunk 's not dead, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 7:55, archived)
# only in hopes
that i would get her pregnant and she would give birth to a daughter as hot as both of us that i could totally violate when she turned 16.
(Philosophacles Now is my chance to be funny, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 7:57, archived)
# Dear GOD!
0_0



only in b3ta and pedo rings can you say that with the admiration of others
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 30 Nov 2006, 7:58, archived)
# ah
i miss this place :)
(Philosophacles Now is my chance to be funny, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 7:59, archived)
# such a gentlemen to wait 'til she comes of age

so to speak
(I helped save b3ta! surfpunk 's not dead, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 8:00, archived)
# thats quite a commitment
when i could just go to the schoolyard with a leather jacket and offer one a cigarette and a ride.
(Philosophacles Now is my chance to be funny, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 8:01, archived)
# Is a leather jacket a prerequisite for a pedo?
(I helped save b3ta! surfpunk 's not dead, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 8:05, archived)
# you need a net and a sack don't you?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 30 Nov 2006, 8:06, archived)
# beat up van
80s mustache, sturdy shovel...
(Philosophacles Now is my chance to be funny, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 8:09, archived)
# a heavily stained Columbo style rain coat
(I helped save b3ta! surfpunk 's not dead, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 8:14, archived)
# hmm
i see you are experienced
(Philosophacles Now is my chance to be funny, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 8:18, archived)
# I was taking a piss in a public lav once

the old guy next to me, wearing a similar style coat, started jacking off and making weird snuffly noises
(I helped save b3ta! surfpunk 's not dead, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 8:20, archived)
# Haha
I've heard about people doing that that on the trains as well...
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 8:35, archived)
# My Ex got covered in Nut butter at a bus stop once..
By some old perv!

I was gutted as she hadnt even let me do that to her at the time!
(I helped save b3ta! caffeinefreak, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 8:59, archived)
# selfish bitch...is that why you dumped her?
(I helped save b3ta! surfpunk 's not dead, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 9:08, archived)
# that's the last time I take a piss
next to George Michaels!
(I helped save b3ta! surfpunk 's not dead, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 9:07, archived)
# *click*
You win!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 8:02, archived)
# haha
that's the one
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 8:41, archived)