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[challenge entry] I heretoby hitherto doth give notice that said chappies are to be returned hencewith.

From the Selling Celibacy challenge. See all 240 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 12:20, archived)
# I wish I was with Bupa
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 30 Nov 2006, 12:21, archived)
# Marvel at my water feature.
(Ning Has taken out flounce insurance., Thu 30 Nov 2006, 12:23, archived)
# nice
I see you went for the giant frog spouting water
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 30 Nov 2006, 12:25, archived)
# That's no frog...
(...hang on...
that's no water!)
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 12:37, archived)
# I'll take the shaft of holy light, please.
*woo*

Edit: Ooops! *gives away that he's got BUPA cover*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 12:22, archived)
# Glad i'm with BUPA.
*avoids bumming gays*
(Ning Has taken out flounce insurance., Thu 30 Nov 2006, 12:22, archived)
# Ditto
A student with Bupa, muahahaha
(See Double You Established 1987, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 12:22, archived)
# oh blimey
(Ning Has taken out flounce insurance., Thu 30 Nov 2006, 12:24, archived)
# Quite
(See Double You Established 1987, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 12:25, archived)
# i'd like a light-based penis
it would aid bumming a gay in the dark

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 12:22, archived)
# surely "......in the dark brown"?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 12:24, archived)
# Pfft!!
You said "aid..........s"
(I helped save b3ta! Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 12:27, archived)
# Oh god
I REALLY want a Charlie Simspon bust for a cock
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 12:29, archived)
# I would laugh
if that was your epitaph. I would. It would be funny.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 12:35, archived)
# does this mean that female penises are ok?
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 12:41, archived)
# Yes.
There is no recall currently in effect for the female penis. However, we at the Department of Biology are continually testing body parts for the slightest defect, at which point we will try and piss as many people off as possible by recalling it from public use.

Thank you.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 12:47, archived)
# Don't think I could say no
To a lightsabre penis!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain V, Fri 1 Dec 2006, 2:47, archived)