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[challenge entry] I think some more educational TV adverts would do the trick.
'Do you know how the Vagina works, Timmy?'

From the Selling Celibacy challenge. See all 240 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! Zorro! interviewed you on, Sun 3 Dec 2006, 13:30, archived)
# arf!
brilliance
(I helped save b3ta! Iananan Formerly known as el-rodente, not that you care, Sun 3 Dec 2006, 13:32, archived)
# Womb of Deeeeeeeaaaatth
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Sun 3 Dec 2006, 13:33, archived)
# all is explained
thanks for the education!
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sun 3 Dec 2006, 13:34, archived)
# rag week
is it?
(Carwash Maaaaaaaaarge!, Sun 3 Dec 2006, 13:34, archived)
# hahahahaha
clearly they'll take it as a challenge

"it's the end of game baddie, I've got to battle it! innit!"
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 3 Dec 2006, 13:34, archived)
# Ha ha!
I think you're right in that assumption.

Only a Chav could compare sex to a scrolling shooter!

Even though I made the image. *ahem*
(I helped save b3ta! Zorro! interviewed you on, Sun 3 Dec 2006, 13:37, archived)
# Iz u sayin me iz a chavs, l0l
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 3 Dec 2006, 14:01, archived)
# Omg no mate!
I wuz lyk, referin to the hypothamapotheticamal chav in ur storee lyk, innit!
(I helped save b3ta! Zorro! interviewed you on, Sun 3 Dec 2006, 14:06, archived)
# lol, innit, coz like it's like that thing innit!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 3 Dec 2006, 15:24, archived)
# Ouch.
It looks a bit sore.
(I helped save b3ta! Fluffy elephants, Sun 3 Dec 2006, 13:34, archived)
# thats one hell of a period
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic 2 and Knuckles, Sun 3 Dec 2006, 13:35, archived)
# Indeed.
I was going to make the Vaginalaser™ yellow..

.. but then I realised that it would be anatomically incorrect, duh.
(I helped save b3ta! Zorro! interviewed you on, Sun 3 Dec 2006, 13:38, archived)
# It's called a Vaginalaser is it?
My money was on Cervical Cannon™.
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 3 Dec 2006, 13:47, archived)
# I think your idea would be more biologically correct.
Bonus points if you can name the Ovary Machine Guns!*


* Note: Not called "Ovary Machine Guns"
(I helped save b3ta! Zorro! interviewed you on, Sun 3 Dec 2006, 13:50, archived)
# Egg Shells?
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 3 Dec 2006, 13:52, archived)
# 10 points!
For such an eggsellent answer.



Sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! Zorro! interviewed you on, Sun 3 Dec 2006, 13:54, archived)
# I say!
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 3 Dec 2006, 13:40, archived)
# ATTAAACK!!
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Sun 3 Dec 2006, 14:00, archived)
# Ha ha ha.
These work together so well!
(I helped save b3ta! Zorro! interviewed you on, Sun 3 Dec 2006, 14:07, archived)
# so good I made this all special like
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Sun 3 Dec 2006, 14:14, archived)
# Aww, you're too kind!
I must now Woo your Woo.

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Zorro! interviewed you on, Sun 3 Dec 2006, 14:24, archived)
# aaaaaaaaaahhhh the end of the world is nigh!!!
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/B3ta#Praise_given_by_board_members
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Sun 3 Dec 2006, 14:32, archived)
# Oh God...
What have I done?!
(I helped save b3ta! Zorro! interviewed you on, Sun 3 Dec 2006, 14:36, archived)