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[challenge entry] Hello everyone!
Today I feel grumpy, so I made this:

From the If advertisments were honest challenge. See all 785 entries (closed)

(Goodie, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 13:09, archived)
# I think you were kind
to be honest.

You could have got a hell of a lot of mileage out of that one!
(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 13:13, archived)
# love it
*thread jack*
Has anyone seen this place before....i've got to go.
at last a comfortable cinema The Electric Cinema!
(I helped save b3ta! M@rkoni, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 13:13, archived)
# they used to do one
at the brixton academy which was good 'cause you could drink and smoke. unlike the clean and sticky floored cinemas of today. do they still do that at the academy? i don't know been out of the london area for a few years.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 13:23, archived)
# No,
But I've been to the Everyman in Hamstead, that has sofas, but you pay more for them. It's licensed too...
(psychobabble, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 13:25, archived)
# The
Cineworld in Ashford has one of them posh screens, with hoooge chairs, tables, fully licenced and waitresses.
It's the worst cinematic idea ever, all you can hear are clinks of glasses on the tables and the screen is faint because lights are left on so that the waitresses don't fall over.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 13:35, archived)
# Ashford Kent
or the other one?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 13:40, archived)
# The
Kent one
a commuter town located conveniently just off the M20
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 13:47, archived)
# Mind if I
repost?

(cattleprod, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 13:14, archived)
# i just laughed out loud at that
and everyone in the office stared at me.

oops
(I helped save b3ta! rosey, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 13:22, archived)