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[challenge entry] Gator with Truth Serum
My first post. Enjoy.



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(DHC Chick, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 14:20, archived)
# Are you in sales by any chance?
Anyone who uses the word "enjoy" as an entire sentence puts the fear of God into me.

Nice pic though :)
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 14:22, archived)
# me too
i wait forever for the sentence to end, finishing it in my mind over and over again.

very nice first picture! welcome!
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 14:24, archived)
# That's a bit harsh!
But if you are in marketing or sales, kill yourself.
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 14:24, archived)
# ROFL
No, not sales or marketing, tech support... but they sit behind me, they must be rubbing off. Must spend more time at B3TA.
(DHC Chick, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 14:27, archived)
# Sorry, no offence
just felt like quoting a bit of Bill Hicks :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 14:30, archived)
# If you do an advert
that's it, you're off the artistic role-call forever (to paraphrase).
Which might piss off crab_bloke
(jonnies, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 14:44, archived)
# they're
sitting behind you and rubbing off?

Surely they can get sacked for that?
(I helped save b3ta! backrubslut - treguna mekoides trecorum satis dee, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 15:07, archived)
# Bill Hicks
I believe.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 14:29, archived)
# Well spotted, Dr Nick!
I got a couple of his CDs for Crimbo so it's been going round my mind
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 14:31, archived)
# I like his opening gambit off
"How many of y'all are smokers?

Now how many of y'all non smokers? Whining fucking maggots!!"
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 15:05, archived)
# 10 Steps to making it in Marketing.
Step 1. Delete your soul...
(I helped save b3ta! grifftinfoilhat, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 14:34, archived)
# Client Account Manager me
No soul, no guts. Nothing really. Just the desire to be loaded and not have to fucking work ever again.
(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 14:38, archived)
# Nothing wrong with holophrastic sentences.
(I helped save b3ta! bigdave, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 14:27, archived)
# Isn't it kinda ironic that
holophrastic is itself holophrastic?
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 14:32, archived)
# But is it?
I'm not sure myself.
(I helped save b3ta! bigdave, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 14:34, archived)
# Holophrastic.
No it's not - you can't have a whole sentence as an adjective. That's just plain silly.
<EDIT>But I always found it ironic that monosyllabic is such a long word...</EDIT>
(I helped save b3ta! TunaBoy should be old enough to know better by now, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 14:35, archived)
# and
abbreviation. and dyslexsic(sp?). Very ironic words.
(Al__S is constantly suprised, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 14:40, archived)
# and
abbreviation is such a long word...
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 14:41, archived)
# I resent the fact that it is not an invitation
But an instruction
(I helped save b3ta! xian, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 14:29, archived)
# indeed
my quibble eggsackly
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 14:54, archived)
# Reminds me of someone I know
he's a helpdesk tech for a major ISP and his computer is always full of the most amazing crap out there. We had to pull the plug on his machine because he'd picked up something nasty that was flood pinging something in the background and taking down a megabit cable modem.

Anyway, nice first pic. Welcome to the board.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 14:24, archived)
# Up to "something nasty that was"
...and then you completely lost me.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 14:26, archived)
# flood pinging
It's something to do with Pingu and global warming.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 14:27, archived)
# ah right.
*scribbles in notes*
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 14:29, archived)
# it is bad
badder than a bad thing.
(I helped save b3ta! bigdave, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 14:28, archived)
# me too
but i tried really hard to understand.
(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 14:31, archived)
# did you have
your concentrating face on? Very important that.
(I helped save b3ta! adverse_camber, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 14:36, archived)
# Like Jennifer Aniston
when advertising L'Oreal
(I helped save b3ta! bigdave, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 14:58, archived)
# christ that scared me
B3ta's got gator! ARGH!
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 14:25, archived)
# ta for
the link
(Marvellous (mb) Mark, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 14:34, archived)
# haha!
bastard thing!
FACT! Dequacaine makes everything taste funny
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 14:27, archived)
# hey you!
you quit your job!
yay for you!

*round of applause*
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 14:30, archived)
# This board is full of quitters
;)
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 14:31, archived)
# that's 'cos
we ROCK!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 14:32, archived)
# Rockin'
all the way to the Job Center.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 14:34, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 14:35, archived)
# I'm quite jelous of the unemployed at the moment..
my flat mate got made redundant last week (they gave him 1 months redundancy money) and he's been sitting on his arse contemplating his future with a bag of... herbs all of last week while I was in an office. BASTARD!
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 14:36, archived)
# does he live in london?
if so, I think I may have to pay him a house visit.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 14:44, archived)
# That's why they call me Dr Greenthumb!
Er... well, I'd give you his mobile number but I'm not sure what his reaction would be!
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 14:48, archived)
# only joking.
I'll fall off the wagon spectularly later this week anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 14:53, archived)
# post it on the board
it's not like anyone will ring it!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 14:56, archived)
# have you quit also?
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 14:34, archived)
# my last day of work
is Valentine's Day.

So I don't have to go out and get drunk with them all and run the risk of admitting that I don't really like some of them. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 14:36, archived)
# heehee!
I'm not hiding my hatred of my employers!
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 14:38, archived)
# have you tried something called Merocaine
It's the lime flavoured bastard son of dequacaine. Knocks out all sense of taste and leaves everything with a lime flavour for 24 hours. Not dissimmilar to triggering a small nuclear deterrent in your mouth.
(I helped save b3ta! Monkeyboy, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 14:37, archived)
# Thread-jack
I've just been searching google for some photos of floods and just found this and I thought I'd share it.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 14:30, archived)
# The dialogue
box really should say that I think. AOHell'ers would still bloody click yes though.
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 14:31, archived)
# i use
aol
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 14:36, archived)
# *screams*
*runs to door and locks it* :)

Noo, I meant the typical middle-english type of aoheller who wears gloves to control the funny looking pointing-thingy with the 2 buttons on 'cos they think 'the internet' is dirty, and refuses to give out their credit card number on a secure site but will happily give it to a dodgy waiter in a restaurant who vanishes out the back to 'the machine'

I'm rambling now aren't I
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 14:43, archived)