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[challenge entry] Sorry laydeez

Normally an evening poster, but just had to get this one out of my head.

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(Dr Wadd, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 14:37, archived)
# Dark!
very Viz, I like
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 14:38, archived)
# I suspect you may feel a backlash for that,
but woo for creativity.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 14:38, archived)
# it's along the same lines as mine
Rotting kebab!

*edit*mimsy...i do belive that is a new word for the board.
(I helped save b3ta! M@rkoni, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 14:40, archived)
# *cough*
p*pbit*ch lingo

www.popbitch.com/board/18/10/90/0/#mimsy

EDIT for extreme rudeness: Excellent post btw wyh gwf dmbs

not that I've evr been there. Ok, just for research. i didn't download anything.
(Phil not DS, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 14:49, archived)
# Never been there,
I pilfered the word from an old issue of TVGH.
(Dr Wadd, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 15:02, archived)
# it's a
quality word
(Phil not DS, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 15:09, archived)
# I feel you may be right Sirrah!
Saw your message earlier, it goes fine, still waiting for the snowboarding piccies though as camera got crunched in one fall and don't know if they survived or not.

You get your video thing sorted in the end?
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 14:44, archived)
# due to being a drunk lazt twonk,
no.

In order to stop smoking the chronic, Ive had to make sure Im constantly inebriated in my spare time, so I havent really been capable of much recently.

I realis this is wrong, so Im going to start tokin again.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 14:50, archived)
# yes
never deny yourself the pleasures of THC
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 14:52, archived)
# its not my fault.
I thought it would be a good idea, and then by the time I realised it wasnt a good idea, my purveyor of fine goods had fecked off to india for a month.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 15:02, archived)
# Mimsy! Oh my word :)
Time to unleash a new woo

(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 14:39, archived)
# I like that woo
but then I`ll like anything with Rolf in.
(Dr Wadd, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 14:39, archived)
# I love Rolf
Saw him live many years back. Twas special.
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 14:44, archived)
# .
I have a book called "Rolf's Cats" which is all about the cats he has owned over the years. Entirely pointless but nice all the same, signed too.
(Dr Wadd, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 14:46, archived)
# I would've been most
surprised if it was a book about his dogs. Just been listening to Splodgenessabounds' version of 'two little boys', which rawks.
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 14:48, archived)
# two little boys
is the song i sing my daughter to sleep with...
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 14:50, archived)
# I saw him live
twice, at Glastonbury (93?) and a Uni ball. He's great. He swears and everything.
(cattleprod, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 14:50, archived)
# woo
I saw him at a uni ball, just after his irritating stairway to heaven single came out
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 14:51, archived)
# so did I
but only the year before last.
(Neodine, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 15:17, archived)
# fishy quim
hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! adverse_camber, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 14:39, archived)
# haha!
mimsy!
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 14:41, archived)
# all mimsy were the borogroves
and the mome wraths outgrabe.
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 14:44, archived)
# ah, halcyon days!
If I remember correctly it was brillig, and the slithey somethings did something else
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 14:47, archived)
# hmm...
Twas brillig
and slithy toves
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe
All mimsy were the borogroves
And the momraths outgrabe.

/mad as a fish

P.S. This post is top and mimsy is a great word.
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 14:48, archived)
# did gyre and gimble
in the wabe.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 14:48, archived)
# tothes I think
and they gyred and gimbled in the grabe.

Or something. I need some Laudenum I think.
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 14:50, archived)
# Beware the Jabberwock my son
the teeth that bite
the claws that scratch

Beware the Jubb Jubb bird and shun
the frimulous Bandersnatch!
(I helped save b3ta! adverse_camber, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 14:47, archived)
# BANDERSNATCH!
What an excellent word!
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 14:50, archived)
# it certainly is
the last verse is my favourite:

"And, has thou slain the Jabberwock?
Come to my arms, my beamish boy!
O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!'
He chortled in his joy.

Callooh! Callay! must be is the Woo Yay of its time
(I helped save b3ta! adverse_camber, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 14:54, archived)
# I would
like to learn how to chortle in my joy.
Does it require specialist equipment?
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 14:57, archived)
# Ah,my favorite poem
of ll time is The Hunting of The Snark, and my favorite bit of a poem is.

'The time has come', the Walrus said,
'Too speak of many things'.
'Of shoes and ships and ceiling wax,
and cabbages and kings,
and why the sea is boiling hot and whether,
pigs have wings.'
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 14:51, archived)
# is that
Carroll too?

It's very nice.
(I helped save b3ta! adverse_camber, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 14:52, archived)
# It is,
I got his complete works a few christmases ago, its really good.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 14:54, archived)
# *sniff*
glad my flu is stopping me smelling anything...
(I helped save b3ta! Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 14:55, archived)