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[challenge entry] Be gentle with me...

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(costas, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 14:52, archived)
# blimey - you should copyright that
it'll be on the shelves before you know it.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 14:54, archived)
# it already is!
isn't it?

top work lad!
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 14:56, archived)
# Tart
fuel. Makes whoever's drinking it look stupid, male or female.
(jonnies, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 14:56, archived)
# Bitch Piss
I think you'll find
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 14:59, archived)
# sounds about right
I'm sure 99% of the 'Ben Sherman Brigade' can't stand lager, and only drink it so their 'mates' don't think they're gay.
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 14:57, archived)
# don't gay people
drink lager?

:)
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 15:01, archived)
# Ooooh
undercover bummers!
/homophobic bloke
(jonnies, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 15:02, archived)
# who knows
what goes on in the minds of the check shirt/shiny loafer clones?
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 15:03, archived)
# probably similar
to the bar-frequenting, jumped-up little Nathan Barleys.
(jonnies, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 15:05, archived)
# nothing,
mostly.
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 15:07, archived)
# what?
you mean they aren't constantly thinking about bumgay things? and how to convert heterosexual people to their evil perverted ways?

;)
hello!
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 15:11, archived)
# afternoon missus :)
No, I meant the check-shirted/shiney loafer clones that inhabit bars they can't really afford and drink Tart Fuel......
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 15:19, archived)
# And I believe
they breathe oxygen too.
Its disgusting.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 15:04, archived)
# they should at least pay tax on it
or something
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 15:06, archived)
# Its like they think
they're normal people.
I'm writing to the Daily Mail.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 15:11, archived)
# Why
are you as fragile as the twats who fall for such advertising?

Big Woo, Yay anna Houpla to you sir.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 14:58, archived)
# It's my first post...
Well, my first artistic one at any rate. I once posted a picture of Kiwi Turd Polish which sank like a chip in Oxo. Ta for the kind words!
(costas, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 15:02, archived)
# Not a problem
I'm too unimaginative to be nasty, so I leave it to others.
Besides, I don't think you were in any danger of a roasting with that anim.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 15:04, archived)
# Smirnoff black ice
is made from sweat, painstakingly harvested from overworked taxi drivers
FACT
(fiver_til_friday, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 15:21, archived)