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[challenge entry] Head over heals for Xmas

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(bravo_2_zero What a buch'a REMFS, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 19:15, archived)
# I need a B3taMax that says
"Read the fucking FAQ"

Give it a look, it's a nice read.
(I helped save b3ta! MarkyH feels like the H in Bob Hoskins' name, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 19:17, archived)
# haha
make it so!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 19:29, archived)
# faq who ?
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 19:40, archived)
# Seams, filesize, crapness
Where to begin, it's like christmas has come early.
(I helped save b3ta! The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 19:18, archived)
# Haha
(irMrk, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 19:19, archived)
# What's up doc?


loved you in the skirt and blouse btw
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 19:20, archived)
# Hellote,
I've got a cold so I'm 10% grumpier than I should be, and thank you. I thought it was quite a fetching outfit too.
(I helped save b3ta! The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 19:22, archived)
# That's certainly sick
But alas I don't get the joke and it's the size of the moon. Could you shrinken it? Ta.
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 19:20, archived)
# hi there new person
CAn I recommend you take some time to read the FAQ, it does mention that images should be about 50k and animations 200k

Cheers Thanks
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 19:21, archived)
# No.
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 19:26, archived)
# Oh
that's fluffier than it was originally :)
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 19:29, archived)
# We do need rather more fluffiness around here
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 19:31, archived)
# How about huggles?
I like huggles. And fluffy kittens would be good too. And a duvet and a mug of cocoa...

*wanders into reverie*
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 19:32, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 19:28, archived)
# I love this
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 19:30, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 19:30, archived)
# Win!
(I helped save b3ta! The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 19:31, archived)
# Do you know that the world will end when Betelgeuse dies...
which is in the near future...

Astronomically Near Future

1000000 years or so.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 14 Dec 2006, 19:34, archived)
# I feel insignificant
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 19:35, archived)
# only if we're directly along its axis
eta carinae is a much more likely threat
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 19:38, archived)
# no... when it explodes it will be in all directions... sending out a massive ball of gamma and x rays killing all the squirrels.
Orion's left shoulder will kill us all :(
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 14 Dec 2006, 19:40, archived)
# no, betelgeuse will merely appear as an enormously bright supernova
only if we are aligned with its axis will any significant amount gamma radiation reach us. if that is so, we are doomed.
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 19:44, archived)
# i expect the return of the big hanky before that time


(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 14 Dec 2006, 19:40, archived)
# arf...wooo
(Hugh.G.Wreckshon Oh Yes it IS....!!, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 20:25, archived)
#
Hello Nude Poisson. Please Nead hour FAG. Cheers.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 14 Dec 2006, 19:28, archived)
# hahaha
powerful political humor!

/sarcastic cunt blog

Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
Might want to try an optimise that again :D
Yay!

getting there
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 19:31, archived)
# FAQ you, need to read
(Hugh.G.Wreckshon Oh Yes it IS....!!, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 20:23, archived)