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# *slap*
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 20:44, archived)
# *crackle*
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 20:44, archived)
# *third degree burns*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 20:45, archived)
# best of all the cereal noises
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 20:46, archived)
# adds that bit of danger to the breakfast nook action
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 20:47, archived)
# My breakfast went snap, crackle and pop this morning....
...which was unusual for a kipper
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 20:48, archived)
# I had a bleak
egg, bacon & sausage sandwich at work

it was silent :(
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 20:49, archived)
# Do the meat fillings of your sandwiches normally scream out in pain
when you bite into them?
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 14 Dec 2006, 20:49, archived)
# only at first
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 20:50, archived)
# meh, damn those silent breakfasts!
noisy breakfasts from now on in!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 20:49, archived)
# damn right
I want each ingredient to make a different sound

that way I can relax to their dulcet tones in my mighty tract
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 20:51, archived)
# Demand NOISY BREAKFASTS!
It's your right
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 20:51, archived)
# yes damn it!!!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 20:54, archived)
# *pop*
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 20:45, archived)
# you got it! :-)
'ning
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 20:46, archived)
# Hello :)
Hooray, I made the obvious joke! I'd get minus points on QI for that :)
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 20:49, archived)
# *flashes up big answer on laser display screen behind you*

*starts doing the obligatory Stephen Fry 'Maaaaaaah' noise*
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 20:50, archived)
# *feels like Alan Davies*
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 20:53, archived)
# *doesn't like Alan Davies*
/Has met him and done work for him, arrogant cnut

you, on the other hand, are much nicer
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 20:54, archived)
# Oh
he seems so nice on telly.

/disappointed
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 20:57, archived)
# I thought that, but I got involved in designing him a conservatory to house his precious Arsenal collection
back in 2000... he really IS quite arrogant, with the
'don't you know who I am' mentality, or at least, he was back then
doing all the stand up and bbc shows.
still, he may have calmed down now, hopefully
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 20:58, archived)