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[challenge entry] I am so Hulled for this.
It's the Christian way:

From the Sick Christmas Cards challenge. See all 298 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! MarkyH feels like the H in Bob Hoskins' name, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 21:24, archived)
# let me guess, he does stand up at 'The Embassy Club' for the other 364 days....
:-)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 21:24, archived)
# hoho
I'm not saying my mother-in-law's fat, but...

EDIT: she gets taller when she lies down.
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 21:28, archived)
# ...She has two postcodes
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 21:28, archived)
# ...when she jumps in the air
she gets stuck
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 21:29, archived)
# ...when she was at school,
she sat next to everybody
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 21:30, archived)
# ...when you cut her
she bleeds gravy
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 21:32, archived)
# ...they use her as a decoy for a whaling fleet
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 21:32, archived)
# her class photo
was an aerial shot
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 21:33, archived)
# hahaha
yes
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 21:33, archived)
# ... small objects orbit her
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 21:33, archived)
# ...other slightly less fat women orbit her
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 21:33, archived)
# ..when i swerved to avoid her
i ran out of petrol
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 21:35, archived)
# ....she has a tattoo that reads
"Danger To Shipping"
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 21:37, archived)
# ...when she caught a flesh-eating virus
it died of overeating
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 21:39, archived)
# She doesn't have stretch marks, she has an Equator
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 21:39, archived)
# ...when she asks how her shoes look
she has to take your word for it
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 21:41, archived)
# ...she was born with a silver shovel in her mouth
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 21:42, archived)
# ...she thinks desert is a food group
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 21:44, archived)
# She wears a three piece thong
made of polyester-cryllic, rip stop nylon.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 21:47, archived)
# Her cereal bowl
comes with a lifeguard
(I helped save b3ta! Drunken Vet, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 21:57, archived)
# She uses sleeping bags
for legwarmers
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 21:59, archived)
# ..when she hauls ass
it takes two trips
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 21:41, archived)
# ...Her autobiography is a shopping list
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 21:33, archived)
# ...she's on BOTH sides of your family
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 21:37, archived)
# ....when she goes to the beach
only she gets a tan
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 21:38, archived)
# when she bought a waterbed
they just put a sheet over the ocean
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 21:40, archived)
# ...her uterus has prolapsed so far
she uses her socks as pantyliners
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 21:33, archived)
# *awards the dave the hats 'innapropriate comment' certificate*
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 21:34, archived)
# Nooonoonoo that's Mr. J Peasmold Gruntfuttock
and thankya :P
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 21:35, archived)
# oops :)
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 21:39, archived)
# when she bends over
she's still upright?
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 21:30, archived)
# hahahahahaha *snort*
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 21:34, archived)
# happy holidays!
/hides from bill-o'reilly-philes
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 21:26, archived)
# OMG WAR ON CHRISTMAS!!!!!!
Stop trying to promote secularism in a country founded on secularity you commie!
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 21:28, archived)
# Ity's not "Christmas" silly Santas
It's "Yueltide" (or equivalent) and he's a pagan symbol.

Well....walking cola advert these days.
(SpangleDangle >->)))'>, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 21:28, archived)
# partly that,
partly this guy

christianity tends to absorb pagan demigods and festivities
"if you can't beat them..."
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 14 Dec 2006, 21:43, archived)
# .......
...............................would
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 21:45, archived)
# nice try
www.snopes.com/cokelore/santa.asp
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 21:47, archived)
# you're both right
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yuletide#Connection_to_modern_Christmas
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 14 Dec 2006, 21:58, archived)
# lol
where did you just get those graphics from
woo all the way
(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 22:06, archived)
# That's not funny; it's just anti-semetic.
You're a cunt. Kindly fuck off and die in a hole.

That is all.
(I helped save b3ta! Albert the Mildly Deranged purveyors of nothing much since a year or two ago, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 22:35, archived)
# and what, pray tell,
is the difference between making fun of jews and making fun of everyting else?
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 14 Dec 2006, 22:41, archived)
# The difference here
is that there isn't a joke.

I'll laugh at a Jew joke if it's funny, but like I said, this isn't. It's just antisemetic.
(I helped save b3ta! Albert the Mildly Deranged purveyors of nothing much since a year or two ago, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 22:44, archived)
# You're offended....
... that means I win.
(I helped save b3ta! MarkyH feels like the H in Bob Hoskins' name, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 22:48, archived)
# i have a question:
please don't be offended, i'm serious

wold you complain in the same way about a similar picture which insults christianity or islam?
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 14 Dec 2006, 22:51, archived)
# It's quite funny
And it's "anti-semitic", unless it somehow offends the "semete" peoples.
(Fudge Monkey never did, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 22:42, archived)
# semetes..?
surely you mean semetis
(Hugh.G.Wreckshon Oh Yes it IS....!!, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 23:09, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! MarkyH feels like the H in Bob Hoskins' name, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 22:44, archived)