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"After the hearing, Craswell's father, who declined to be named, said there should have been barriers to prevent his son from getting on to the railway line. "
WHAT HAPPENED TO TAKING RESPONSIBILITY?? AAAAAAAAAARGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH FUCKING NANNY STATE RANTRANTRANT AAARRRGGKLJHIUO:QWYFDP(YQWOPE89yf09&^_")£^R*IO"NUFYCILEUAYC)(*${)&$+&UQICE
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Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:07,
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WHAT HAPPENED TO TAKING RESPONSIBILITY?? AAAAAAAAAARGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH FUCKING NANNY STATE RANTRANTRANT AAARRRGGKLJHIUO:QWYFDP(YQWOPE89yf09&^_")£^R*IO"NUFYCILEUAYC)(*${)&$+&UQICE
Chrissakes.
Should read: "I'm a fucking terrible father - I never told him not to go on the railway lines. In fact I used to take him on day trips there. Oh well."
Parents don't have a clue any more.
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Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:09,
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Parents don't have a clue any more.
this is strange...
... i remember everyday my mother used to say, without fail, as i left for school "Watch the roads"
and the one time she didnt say it... I GOT RUN OVER!
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Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:14,
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and the one time she didnt say it... I GOT RUN OVER!
Well said Mr Bawls.
I for one, couldn't agree more.
For instance, what's with that "Other films you may enjoy" bollocks at Cineworld? Is there something too hard to understand about "Coming Soon"?
/soapbox
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Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:09,
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For instance, what's with that "Other films you may enjoy" bollocks at Cineworld? Is there something too hard to understand about "Coming Soon"?
/soapbox
It's probably something about
the double-entendre in 'coming soon'.
I personally think the whole world is mad.
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Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:11,
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I personally think the whole world is mad.
I really hate the word 'cuming/cumming'.
It just seems so schoolboy-esque.
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Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:14,
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It's useful though
You try screaming 'I'm about to have an orgasm' when you are...
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Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:19,
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Yeah... it's the spelling that really pisses me off.
C-O-M-I-N-G is the way to spell it in my book.
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Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:20,
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its the 3 types of recomendations that get me
can't remeber the first one,
recomended by kids for kids
recomened by the 'team' at Cineworld - get to fuck!
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Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:11,
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recomended by kids for kids
recomened by the 'team' at Cineworld - get to fuck!
have you seen the people who work at cinemas?
would you take their recommendation for anything?
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Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:13,
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Team Cineworld of course.
Occasionally called Team CW*
*Not in any way affiliated with Captain Wow, Chorizowagon or CaroWallis. Or any other CWs I've forgotted.
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Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:14,
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*Not in any way affiliated with Captain Wow, Chorizowagon or CaroWallis. Or any other CWs I've forgotted.
'Craswell's father, who declined to be named,'
i'll name him: MISTER CRASWELL
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Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:11,
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Good god, I never thought I'd find someone as obsessed with Izzard as I am.
However I am glad that I have, because I don't feel like such a freak any more.
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Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:17,
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'and it wouldn't be 'seen-your' would it, it'd be 'Senor!'.....'
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Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:20,
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It was indeed
Louder pig louder pig louder pig mute! La cucaracha the pig...
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Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:24,
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I turn you into a.... PIG!
A PIG!... PIG!... Damn batteries...
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Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:26,
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I can't see that word without thinking of Eddie Izzard now
postning, mictofluff.
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Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:17,
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Well I'm kind of busty...
Oh I see what you mean.
I am okidoki, ta. Busty, as it happens.
AND IT'S FRIDAY!
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Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:23,
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I am okidoki, ta. Busty, as it happens.
AND IT'S FRIDAY!
Maybe he should just put his son on elastic.
That way he can only stay at the pub as long as he could hold himself there, and he'd get home REALLY quickly.
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Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:11,
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What a numpty.
There were some brill ones in the metro of Alice Beer off telly.
Pissed & hugging a traffic cone. They haven't hit the interweb yet....
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Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:08,
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Pissed & hugging a traffic cone. They haven't hit the interweb yet....
she has a great name
a face like a welders bench, but a great name
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Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:09,
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Serves her right
I owned a puffball skirt when I was little and even THEN I knew it was a bad idea.
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Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:14,
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I think her farts are collecting in her distended rectal membrane and she hasn't noticed.
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Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:17,
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I didn't know Phil Mitchell was even into Adam and the Ants
*runs*
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Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:16,
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doritos, nuts and a chicken salad sarnie.
Oh and a piss-poor glass of white wine as we had a presentation today.
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Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:09,
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ooh I want some piss poor wine too
In 3 hours starts our company xmas pardy..
lots of free booze and eats, and Dixon in a white suit and wig. Fabtastic.
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Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:14,
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lots of free booze and eats, and Dixon in a white suit and wig. Fabtastic.
Ours is tonight, too
On some big yacht thing on the Thames. I'm not going though as fuckoffamIwearingaballgown. Plus it's no partners.
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Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:26,
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