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[challenge entry] santas zero tolerence

Santas new zero tolerence approach to naughty children would cause many a surprise on christmas morning.

From the Sick Christmas Cards challenge. See all 298 entries (closed)

(freddred, Sat 16 Dec 2006, 1:12, archived)
# would you like to see my cock?
it's made out of glass.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sat 16 Dec 2006, 1:19, archived)
# Can I...
Kiss it?
(Foncused Erm.., Sat 16 Dec 2006, 1:19, archived)
# joke from 1963. reprinted annually.
at least spell the words properly.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 16 Dec 2006, 1:29, archived)
# yeah, it will sure cause a surprise in the moroning
especially as the stupid fat git is taking a dump with his troosers on still
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Sat 16 Dec 2006, 5:59, archived)