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[challenge entry] Merning!
We had a good night guzzling homebraw. It was a good night. My mate disgraced himself at a party.

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(, Sun 17 Dec 2006, 3:37, archived)
# i'm also listening to this
(, Sun 17 Dec 2006, 3:39, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
That is fab :D
how did you friend disgrace himself?
I hope it involved shrews & sausages
(, Sun 17 Dec 2006, 3:41, archived)
# oh man!
Newman ended up scoffing a heap of mdma and gatecrashing a 60th birthday party and demanding buzzcocks songs , then trying to snog some guy's girlfriend. He then went up and and pushed the DJ out of the way and put on 'hurt' the johnny cash version, then danced like a loony to it followed by getting chucked out.
(, Sun 17 Dec 2006, 3:53, archived)
# Nice :)

I need to get out more
(, Sun 17 Dec 2006, 3:55, archived)
# Not with Newman
it turns into a special needs night out. You end up stopping drinking and keeping an eye on the cunt.
(, Sun 17 Dec 2006, 3:59, archived)
# I couldn't actually believe the sight I was seening
It was a magnificent display of severe drukeness. I felt embarassed knowing the guy.
(, Sun 17 Dec 2006, 3:56, archived)
# Sounds like a good night
I haven't done anything that embarrassing in years
/getting old & sensible blog
(, Sun 17 Dec 2006, 3:57, archived)
# Either have I
but I'll be 32 on christmas day so it's my turn nesxt.
(, Sun 17 Dec 2006, 4:01, archived)
# Wooo!
Happy birthdays in advance, you young whippersnapper :D
(, Sun 17 Dec 2006, 4:06, archived)
# cheers!
I intend on whithering grass being my birthday song
(, Sun 17 Dec 2006, 4:13, archived)