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[challenge entry] First attempt be gentle with me
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From the Sick Christmas Cards challenge. See all 298 entries (closed)

(manky-frankie What I lack in skill, I also lack in intelligence., Tue 19 Dec 2006, 15:28, archived)
# you win the internets
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 19 Dec 2006, 15:29, archived)
# all of them
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 19 Dec 2006, 15:30, archived)
# And the lord posted thy image, and won all of the holy internets
(I helped save b3ta! Wingnutt razzle dazzle my fantasmagazzle, Tue 19 Dec 2006, 15:31, archived)
# pffffft
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 19 Dec 2006, 15:32, archived)
# EVERY LAST MOTHERFUCKING ONE OF THEM
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 19 Dec 2006, 15:32, archived)
# even the myspace one that just got deleted?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 19 Dec 2006, 15:41, archived)
# bastard threadwasters
the only thing worse than threadwaste is thread deletion. cnuts.
(I helped save b3ta! fuckyouTtssattsr you cunt, Tue 19 Dec 2006, 15:41, archived)
# bloody myspazz crap
"best crap ever"

bet it was wailing emo piss
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 19 Dec 2006, 15:43, archived)
# my myspack is the most wailing emo piss ever, honest
and so is the b3ta group on there.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 19 Dec 2006, 15:44, archived)
# oh yeah man
let's have a link

then I can download it to my mp3 player and like, I can play it at the fucking mall while I chaingun a group of visiting nuns as they buy items at boots
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 19 Dec 2006, 15:45, archived)
# there's a b3ta group on MySpacKeR?


(I helped save b3ta! fuckyouTtssattsr you cunt, Tue 19 Dec 2006, 15:47, archived)
#
groups.myspace.com/b3ta
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 19 Dec 2006, 15:48, archived)
# ta!
(I helped save b3ta! fuckyouTtssattsr you cunt, Tue 19 Dec 2006, 15:50, archived)
# why is that?
I mean, if a thread is wasted, and pushes summat off the board, then deleting it pulls it back, no?
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 19 Dec 2006, 15:43, archived)
# But sometimes you've just got to bask in the warming glow of the flames...
Ahhhhhh...
(I helped save b3ta! Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Tue 19 Dec 2006, 15:46, archived)
# threadwaste deletion is a good hting
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 19 Dec 2006, 15:43, archived)
# I tohugh thus
but recently it has been refuted vociferously.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 19 Dec 2006, 15:46, archived)
# yeah. maybe.
I don't like it when a lot of comments get deleted. Seems like a learning opportunity wasted
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 19 Dec 2006, 15:51, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! fuckyouTtssattsr you cunt, Tue 19 Dec 2006, 16:02, archived)
#
posted image: check
image withing regulation filesize: check
own work: check
not leeched : check

hoorays for you SQUEEZY CHEESY PEASY JESUS!
(likeajackhammer, Tue 19 Dec 2006, 15:30, archived)
# jesus cheese!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 19 Dec 2006, 15:30, archived)
# So what you're saying is...
This chap has done everything right?
But he has an L plate!!

the whole world has gone topsy turvey!
*swings by the bakery*
(I helped save b3ta! Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Tue 19 Dec 2006, 15:37, archived)
# at least one makes it every week....
... i have high hopes for this one...

they're like sperms
(likeajackhammer, Tue 19 Dec 2006, 15:41, archived)
# haha yes!
true story
(I helped save b3ta! fuckyouTtssattsr you cunt, Tue 19 Dec 2006, 15:42, archived)
# we must nurture this one
*unzips trousers*
(I helped save b3ta! Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Tue 19 Dec 2006, 15:43, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 19 Dec 2006, 15:43, archived)
# welcome to b3ta
pull up a chair and shop a kitten
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 19 Dec 2006, 15:31, archived)
# i still haven't shopped a kitten
must get on that...
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Tue 19 Dec 2006, 15:32, archived)
# i've only done about 4
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 19 Dec 2006, 15:35, archived)
# Imma do MILLIONS!
not reely
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Tue 19 Dec 2006, 15:45, archived)
# me neither
*adds to list of things to do*
(I helped save b3ta! fuckyouTtssattsr you cunt, Tue 19 Dec 2006, 15:40, archived)
#
dam my dyslexia

*just killed a cat*
(Mr Bad Aids Yeah, thats it, kiss my poody hole *mwah*, Tue 19 Dec 2006, 15:58, archived)
# kitten
Click to enlarge
(manky-frankie What I lack in skill, I also lack in intelligence., Thu 21 Dec 2006, 16:00, archived)
# oh hahahahaha
that's tragically funny
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Tue 19 Dec 2006, 15:31, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 19 Dec 2006, 15:31, archived)
# ha!
hi cockalorum!
(I helped save b3ta! fuckyouTtssattsr you cunt, Tue 19 Dec 2006, 15:41, archived)
# Awww....
Poor little guy, he's crying.
(jammietarts ..., Tue 19 Dec 2006, 15:32, archived)
# You managed to get some subtle animatin in amongst the ridiculous Terry Gilliam bits...
Huzzah!

(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Tue 19 Dec 2006, 15:32, archived)
# If he's kneeing the kid in the face then I like it
if it's another Jesus/Santa paedo joke then I don't, I'm tired of seing them and it's not really that funny in the first place.


*crosses fingers for the kneeing*
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 19 Dec 2006, 15:32, archived)
# oh shush...
you can't have the internets ALL day!

*gives candy*
(likeajackhammer, Tue 19 Dec 2006, 15:34, archived)
# if you can't say something nice....
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 19 Dec 2006, 15:45, archived)
# I did say I liked it, isn't that nice?
(assuming it is the kneeing thing still)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 19 Dec 2006, 15:50, archived)
# i didn't say anything at all
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 19 Dec 2006, 15:52, archived)
# Treat yourself Jesus....
You can Always Forgive yourself Afterwards...

Manky Frankie on the otherhand is going to Hull...
Welcome!
(I helped save b3ta! Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Tue 19 Dec 2006, 15:33, archived)
# welcome to b3ta!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 19 Dec 2006, 15:37, archived)
# oh, my!
*drops monacle*
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Tue 19 Dec 2006, 15:44, archived)
# Well done that chap
well done

have a woo
(I helped save b3ta! Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Tue 19 Dec 2006, 15:45, archived)
# mmm sexy paedo jesus fun!
marvellous
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 19 Dec 2006, 15:50, archived)
#
looks like he's throwing up in his lap

woo yay
(Mr Bad Aids Yeah, thats it, kiss my poody hole *mwah*, Tue 19 Dec 2006, 15:55, archived)
# Someone is going to hell in a fast car.
Don't spunk on the leather interior.
(GrrrboyMC A professional nuisance, Tue 19 Dec 2006, 18:30, archived)