Hahaa!God raped Mary; think about it- there was no consent involved.
And on easter we celebrate Jesus becoming a zombie.
KernKraft Gosh, there isn't much noise outside today,
Tue 19 Dec 2006, 20:47,
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she was asking for itin her slutty blue robe riding that donkey
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Sexy Picard 2000,
Tue 19 Dec 2006, 20:48,
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In a stable?Whore.
Apparently Mary was like 13 at the time though....
KernKraft Gosh, there isn't much noise outside today,
Tue 19 Dec 2006, 20:50,
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Jesus: "mummy how do you keep your hands so soft?"
Mary (washing up) : because im 13
(Mary (washing up) : because im 13
SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow,
Tue 19 Dec 2006, 20:59,
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