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(b3tan senseless is slowly getting older, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 13:22, archived)

One for the welsh and scots apparently

wooyay

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 13:22, archived)

Don't forget us Scotts

*unzips*

(Nob Holeness Blockbuster madness, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 13:24, archived)

Hehehe

so sorry

duly edited

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 13:27, archived)

Silly Ms. Wagon!

He is talking about the people called Scott donchaknow!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 13:30, archived)

hahah whoopsie

you silly pedant you....

I can't be arsed to edit again though!

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 13:33, archived)

OI!

on behalf of the Welsh nation I would just like to say that this is not true.

To us it doesn't actually matter if it is a ewe or a ram - the effect is much the same

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 20 Dec 2006, 13:24, archived)

*heartily agrees*

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 13:24, archived)

you got a dirty moof

I like it a lot

(Nob Holeness Blockbuster madness, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 13:25, archived)

You got a real Purdy Mouth

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Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 13:25, archived)

puckers

*readys

(Nob Holeness Blockbuster madness, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 13:26, archived)

You bunch of scritchy, fur-piling yiffers!

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MarkyH feels like the H in Bob Hoskins' name, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 13:25, archived)

Ha ha ha!

but isnt the Pink Panther a cat?

ooooh! inter-racial bestiality!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 13:26, archived)

hehe there's a difference between bestiality and yiffery!

/weirdo sexpest pedantry blog

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 13:28, archived)

But you can bet they're not mutually exclusive.

And if you're fucking animals, I'd bet you'd probably like to dress up as one and boff some othr costumed freaks too.

But I respect your fervency in defending your creed ;)

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MarkyH feels like the H in Bob Hoskins' name, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 13:29, archived)

some of you guys know far too much about this sort of thing

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 20 Dec 2006, 13:30, archived)

I was drinking in the Theodore Bullfrog

in Charing Cross one day and they had a Yiff convention upstairs!

It were vere funneh!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 13:31, archived)

by 'drinking' do you mean

having bumsex with a bloke dressed as a stoat whilst sucking off a badger?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 20 Dec 2006, 13:32, archived)

Hey I was dressed as a stoat the other d....

*Ahem*

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Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 13:34, archived)

hahaha not my creed I'm afraid

I'm purely a necrophiliac paedophile thanks

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 13:31, archived)

That's a bit Vanilla...

You need to get a bit Mucky Y'Know...

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Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 13:32, archived)

dead baby sex

a new low for b3ta, I expected better from you miss CW

(b3tan senseless is slowly getting older, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 13:33, archived)

its alright

I can see up all your dresses from down here

*giggles*

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 13:33, archived)

*Squeals like a Girly/Man and runs for Lunch covering his Frillies*

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Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 13:37, archived)

oh noes..

you'll see my epidermis..

(b3tan senseless is slowly getting older, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 13:38, archived)

It's alright

I'm practically welsh... I'm allowed to make jokes.

plus I would say lamb is better... 100% tighter wouldn't you say?

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 13:25, archived)

baaaa!

/quarter welsh

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 13:26, archived)

*ahem*

I was born in bristol, its only a bridge away goddamnit!

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 13:26, archived)

by that logic

I'm practically from the moon, its only a short space flight away.. :)

(b3tan senseless is slowly getting older, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 13:28, archived)

Hahaha

I've always wanted to meet someone from the moon *shakes hand*

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 13:29, archived)

thats not how us lunans greet each other..

;-D

(b3tan senseless is slowly getting older, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 13:29, archived)

hahaha

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 20 Dec 2006, 13:30, archived)

Hahahaha

THATS NO HAND!

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 13:34, archived)

Then...

Show me what you Lunans call love....

/star trek blog

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 13:31, archived)

*sends out jury*

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 20 Dec 2006, 13:28, archived)

brizzle? hahahahah

high six!

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 13:28, archived)

hahaha

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 20 Dec 2006, 13:28, archived)

*chuckles*

*writes down to use back home this christmas*

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 13:29, archived)

hahaha

(b3tan senseless is slowly getting older, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 13:30, archived)

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 13:26, archived)

which bits iof you are welsh?

the functional bits or the sexy bits?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 20 Dec 2006, 13:27, archived)

is there a difference?

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 13:28, archived)

admiteddly, there is some overlap

but then there are bits like pancreas and spleen which can serve no purpose to me at all

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 20 Dec 2006, 13:29, archived)

hmmm

sexy pancreas..

(b3tan senseless is slowly getting older, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 13:31, archived)

Just need to be a bit adventurous...

Also being a deranged surgeon helps...

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Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 13:31, archived)

Please see afformentioned bridge comment.

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 13:32, archived)

your bum-bridge is Welsh?

that sounds right

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 20 Dec 2006, 13:34, archived)

Errr when did bums come into this

or when did this come into bums....

I thinkI need a lie down.

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 13:35, archived)

*checks breath*

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 20 Dec 2006, 13:38, archived)

Thats a nasty lisp you have there

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A dirty cunt shrivelled balls, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 14:02, archived)

that's just

baa-a-a-a-a-aad

(mudslinger lives in a house surrounded by pussy....... cats!, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 13:24, archived)

Mmmm welsh style

(Smudger, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 13:26, archived)

thats put me off lamb

for life..

(b3tan senseless is slowly getting older, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 13:27, archived)

Lambshank Redemption

sorry

(Smudger, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 13:28, archived)

that looks like bill oddie behind that beard

should have guessed really :)

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Weetobix, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 14:06, archived)