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# Can someone please explain to me in 2 sentences what this Wii controller broohaha is all about?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 16:32, archived)
# it's motion sesitive, so you have to flail it around to play certain games.
Leading to it flying out of peoples hands into other peoples faces etc.
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 16:33, archived)
# I see - cheers :)
So you mean when people flail solid angular objects around, there is a risk of that said object hitting people and injuring them?

Who fucking knew?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 16:34, archived)
# haha
the stupid part is, you only have the flick the controller about an inch to get the required action on screen, but all of a sudden people think they are ninjas and are jumping around doing full sword movements with it etc. A bit sad if you ask me.
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 16:36, archived)
# like these tough guys
video.google.co.uk/videoplay?docid=-6340664533917220614&q=casting+karate
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 20 Dec 2006, 16:39, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Failedbacksomersaultnunchuk guy is the bestest.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 16:41, archived)
# I got it by email this morning
I was crying with laughter

ny fave is the guy with the apple
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 20 Dec 2006, 16:42, archived)
# He was funny too.
I think the more impressive they were trying to be, the funnier it was when they fucked up. I could do better than them and I'm fat, massively unfit and haven't actually done any karate for about 15 years.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 16:46, archived)
# you weren't number 4 were you?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 20 Dec 2006, 16:56, archived)
# I thought it was you who was number two
(I helped save b3ta! Tesco Quality 60.825659, -0.788337, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 17:14, archived)
# Unfortunately this video is a deliberate attempt to be shit.

Shame.

I quite lidderally shat my frilly knickers with mirth the first time I saw that.
(I helped save b3ta! no cake for the impuritay Patrick Stewart hasn't aged since, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 17:26, archived)
# :(
That was the only reason I vaguelly wanted a Wii
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 16:41, archived)
#
*shakes head*
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 16:44, archived)
# It's always good to shake your head after a Wii
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 16:46, archived)
# Best answer ever.
*baddabom* *tish*
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 17:16, archived)
# I'd just had a lot to drink :)
(I helped save b3ta! Big Ian has stopped changing his sig, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 16:47, archived)
#
www.wiihaveaproblem.com
(I helped save b3ta! hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 17:09, archived)
# you use it as if you were holding the real thing..
instead of "press x to hit with tennis racket", you swing the controller as if it were a real racket etc. Some numpties cannot keep the thing in their hands, resulting in broken teeth, ornaments, TVs, children...
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Wed 20 Dec 2006, 16:36, archived)
# Needs more wriststrap
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 16:39, archived)
# ha ha!
you love it

and it's not just motion sensitive
it's also aware of it's position in space as well
(something the PS3 pad can't do)
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 16:37, archived)
# GHEY.
I have decided that all consoles are shit anyway now. I'm going back to game & watch.
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 16:38, archived)
# i'm inclined to join you
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 16:39, archived)
# Me too!
Ludo anyone?
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Wed 20 Dec 2006, 16:42, archived)
# kerplunk, and you're on!
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 16:44, archived)
# *pulls on yellow straw*
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 16:47, archived)
# Game On!
My place at 6!
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Wed 20 Dec 2006, 16:48, archived)
# I get that bit
it's the love egg in the other hand thast confuses me!

And 'ning Muggles!
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Wed 20 Dec 2006, 16:37, archived)
# yo yo yo cheekyboy!
how's it hanging?

slightly to the left again?
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 16:38, archived)
# Indeed it is!
I'm slowly pulling round to the right tho!
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Wed 20 Dec 2006, 16:41, archived)
# do you remember those old Pong TV console games?
its the real life version of one of the bats in that
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 20 Dec 2006, 16:33, archived)
# Ta
I've said it before and I'll say it again - it looks like something to adjust your Craftmatic Bed
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 16:35, archived)
# Thora was the beta tester
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 20 Dec 2006, 16:36, archived)
# Haha, I've got one of those in the loft!
I must get it out and have a fiddle.

*gets it out and has a fiddle*
(Bumsmells, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 16:40, archived)
# people who are really fucking stupid
keep letting go of the controller and whipping it into the tv/lamp/child/wife.

These people are blaming Nintendo for not making the wrist strap strong enough.

They are morons
(I helped save b3ta! Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Wed 20 Dec 2006, 16:35, archived)
# totally
they should cover the outside with "one-way" barbs

They'd make fucking sure they kept a grip on it then.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 16:36, archived)
# ha ha!
they've had to add a safety notice about playing with "sweaty palms"
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 16:38, archived)
# *awaits first wank simulator*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 16:40, archived)