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[challenge entry] One of those pendant things

From the Anti-Valentines challenge. See all 275 entries (closed)

(Pachey, Tue 13 Feb 2007, 13:09, archived)
# hahaha
you're too good at this
(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Tue 13 Feb 2007, 13:10, archived)
# hahahahahahah
brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 13 Feb 2007, 13:10, archived)
# hahahahaha
'noon!
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 13 Feb 2007, 13:10, archived)
# Noon
(Pachey, Tue 13 Feb 2007, 13:21, archived)
# crikey Moses
sorry again about the 6 meg - never thought to check file size
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 13 Feb 2007, 13:11, archived)
# what the what what?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 13 Feb 2007, 13:12, archived)
# send me your email address and I'll forward on a chuffin' 6meg .wmv file
that I thought was amusing and had sent to me today
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 13 Feb 2007, 13:14, archived)
# Oooooooh!
that's who the other address on the Email is ;) Hello Pachey!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 13 Feb 2007, 13:18, archived)
# Yes
Hello!
(Pachey, Tue 13 Feb 2007, 13:23, archived)
# hahaha
no thanks
my mac doesn't really enjoy windoze media
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 13 Feb 2007, 13:19, archived)
# dirty
DIRTY i say
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 13 Feb 2007, 13:27, archived)
# That's no fucking use now, is it?
*tries to fix broken email*
(Pachey, Tue 13 Feb 2007, 13:23, archived)
# I'd buy one
really I would
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Tue 13 Feb 2007, 13:11, archived)
# pffffffft!

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 13 Feb 2007, 13:11, archived)
# Hahaha
That took me a while.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 13 Feb 2007, 13:11, archived)
# nice!
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Tue 13 Feb 2007, 13:12, archived)
# hahaha! that's brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Tue 13 Feb 2007, 13:13, archived)
# Haha, that's woo in the extreme =)
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 13 Feb 2007, 13:13, archived)
# 'noon !
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 13 Feb 2007, 13:14, archived)
# Howdy KM
How've you been?
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 13 Feb 2007, 13:17, archived)
# hahaha!
took me too long.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 13 Feb 2007, 13:14, archived)
# eh
you're gr i cheri your spir ?
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Tue 13 Feb 2007, 13:14, archived)
# One
of those pedant things?
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Tue 13 Feb 2007, 13:15, archived)
# Sadly, that's what I was trying to work out...
:(

/Is a spacker blog
(I helped save b3ta! The Rabid Ferret of Doom is no longer a badger, Tue 13 Feb 2007, 13:17, archived)
# Tee
hee :¬)
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Tue 13 Feb 2007, 13:14, archived)
# Ha, brillywoo
and *cleek*
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Tue 13 Feb 2007, 13:14, archived)
# haha excellent.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 13 Feb 2007, 13:14, archived)
# Hahahaha!
THAT is Ace!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 13 Feb 2007, 13:14, archived)
# Nice hat sir!
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 13 Feb 2007, 13:18, archived)
# Mwwwah!
Thankies but I think this is better n'cest pas?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 13 Feb 2007, 13:25, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Ace!

Speaking of Valentines and romantic stuff. I don't suppose anyone can give me a link to an mp3/wav of how the ee cummings poem I Carry Your Heart With Me should sound when read out?
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 13 Feb 2007, 13:15, archived)
# i have to say
that's rather unlikely
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 13 Feb 2007, 13:21, archived)
# meh
if any site can produce something completely random, it's this one.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 13 Feb 2007, 13:32, archived)
# I would have been suitably scathing
if that had not been I Love Horses.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 13 Feb 2007, 13:28, archived)
# I think you should forget the peom
and recite "I love horses" by deagostini to him/her (delete as appropriate).
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 13 Feb 2007, 13:30, archived)
# It was originally said in a pirate accent I believe
And you have to be swinging a cat above your head while you say it
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 13 Feb 2007, 13:24, archived)
# ^^THIS!^^
(I helped save b3ta! The Rabid Ferret of Doom is no longer a badger, Tue 13 Feb 2007, 13:26, archived)
# I don't think there is a 'should'
(Pachey, Tue 13 Feb 2007, 13:26, archived)
# I thought there was with ee cummings stuff because he was odd.
He certainly writes it oddly enough.

I've just never had any practice at reading poetry aloud. My friend decided last night that he wants me to do a reading at his wedding tomorrow, so I don't have all that much time to practice, I was hoping to just copy. I managed to find some of Cummings reading his own stuff, but not that poem.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 13 Feb 2007, 13:30, archived)
# Dude, swing that cat and remember the eyepatch and you'll be fine
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 13 Feb 2007, 13:40, archived)
# Actually,
he'd probably be quite pleased with a pirate style reading. Not sure how his missus would take it though.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 13 Feb 2007, 13:42, archived)
# Don't pause at the end of the lines then, unless the sentence naturally breaks there
/helpful tip
(Pachey, Tue 13 Feb 2007, 13:43, archived)
# :)
very nice.
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Tue 13 Feb 2007, 13:15, archived)
# hurrah!
and it's pedant!

/pendant
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 13 Feb 2007, 13:15, archived)
# pfft!
i want the good half though
(I helped save b3ta! the.jokl @jonksson, Tue 13 Feb 2007, 13:18, archived)
# cheri your spir!
top stuff
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 13 Feb 2007, 13:18, archived)
# Get your own chuffin spinach!
/Must read slower
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 13 Feb 2007, 13:34, archived)